Squat & Gobble Café
1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900
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Buttermilk Pancakes or Brioche French Toast
Eggs Benedict Classic
Crab Cake Florentine
Side French Fries
French Onion Soup
Western Burger
Italian Crepe
House Salad
Home Fries
Steak
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Recent Reviews
Went there for breakfast yesterday. I enjoyed the Whole Thing, which was a cinnamon crepe with roasted walnuts and also a chai latte. The staff was very friendly and attentive. They checked in on us several times. Overall a great experience at this spot!
Had the Angus Chuck Burger w/fries. Food wasn’t the best, kind of bland. A little expensive considering what you get. Otherwise, we had a good time. Clean eating area and service was great!
There are plenty of open seats for a Saturday. We ordered the tuna melt, Angus Burger, Mac & Cheese, and scramble eggs, sausage, and pancakes. Portions were fairly larger.
The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.
The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.
The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.
The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.
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