Squat & Gobble Café
1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900
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Buttermilk Pancakes or Brioche French Toast
Eggs Benedict Classic
Crab Cake Florentine
Side French Fries
French Onion Soup
Western Burger
Italian Crepe
House Salad
Home Fries
Steak
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Recent Reviews
Went here for dessert (strawberry Nutella crepe) and tea only. Both were delicious; the crepe smelled divine, was nice and warm, large, served with some whipped cream, and a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side.
I like that they opened up the upstairs again for seating. The guys who have helped me have all been great, super nice staff. I've had a couple things on the menu, and love the fresh squeezed orange juice and the mimosas.
Parking: Check for parking in the lot behind the restaurant. Street parking can get tricky, and might need to drive around a bit
Parking: Check for parking in the lot behind the restaurant. Street parking can get tricky, and might need to drive around a bit
Haven't been since covid. No protein alternatives. Neglected to mention the potatoes are grilled with butter. Staff needs to educated more on different diet lifestyle. If you're gluten intolerant they should know what foods have gluten from their menu. If you don't eat animal products they should have alternatives. Never go there again!!!
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