Squat & Gobble Café
1 W Portal Ave, San Francisco
(415) 665-9900
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Buttermilk Pancakes or Brioche French Toast
Eggs Benedict Classic
Crab Cake Florentine
Side French Fries
French Onion Soup
Western Burger
Italian Crepe
House Salad
Home Fries
Steak
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Had the Angus Chuck Burger w/fries. Food wasn’t the best, kind of bland. A little expensive considering what you get. Otherwise, we had a good time. Clean eating area and service was great!
There are plenty of open seats for a Saturday. We ordered the tuna melt, Angus Burger, Mac & Cheese, and scramble eggs, sausage, and pancakes. Portions were fairly larger.
The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.
The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.
The burger had a nice charred flavor, a very thick patty. Perfect amount of food for me. Fries were crispy yet soft on the inside.
The Mac & Cheese has choppy green onions with it.
My daughter had the chicken parm and liked the chicken. She thought the marinara sauce was too acidic (although, she was expecting more of an Italian style sauce, and it just was more of an American style).
I had the French onion soup and traditional sliders. French onion soup was too salty (1 out of 5). The slider patties were very small relative to the slider buns. Patties were way overcooked. Dry, dry, dry.
Ambiance is fine — typical for this style of casual...
I had the French onion soup and traditional sliders. French onion soup was too salty (1 out of 5). The slider patties were very small relative to the slider buns. Patties were way overcooked. Dry, dry, dry.
Ambiance is fine — typical for this style of casual...
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