The Royal Cuckoo

3202 Mission St, San Francisco
(415) 550-8667

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Nathaly Barboza

Great bar! Super fun atmosphere and back patio! The Royal Cuckoo Martini was delicious! Had cucumbers and bitters! Truly yum!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

mathilde froustey

Cool bar . Great margaritas

odessa blackmore

Favorite bar in SF, amazing cocktails, kind staff. Great place for a date, or cozy for friends.

Service: 5

Jack Korpob

To be honest, just found this bar searching for places in the Mission. I’ve lived here all these years and glad I picked this spot. Good vibes, really great service, and stiff drinks worth the price! Love they have cocktails and hot drinks! Vinyls and then an organist? Yes. Thanks for a fun evening! People watching was also fun!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Ingrid Hutman

Lavay Smith sings jazz standards, Chris Siebert amazes on the Hammond organ.

Atmosphere: 5

C

Don't ever change 🙏 Perfect the way it is

Atmosphere: 5

Dean T

Wow, what can I say? It’s just a gorgeous art museum disguised as a chill bar. Will be back again!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Madison Riley

If you want quirky, fun, SF-vibes, this is the place to go. Good cocktails, funky atmosphere, nice music, and reasonably priced (for the city).

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 4

Vikrant Goel

Don’t go here for the cocktails, they are bad. Vibe is good.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 4

Andy Hight

It is what it is!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

chris kriese

Funky little place with nice back patio and music

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 5

Brian Bulkowski

Yeah, it's great just a little small, especially in a cool night when the patio is not pleasant. Great prices too (for well drinks)

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Greg Feneis

2025Feb21
I had the royal cuckoo gin & tonic. Delicious!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

B E

The Royal Cuckoo is a true San Francisco gem. Owner Paul sets the tone with his warm hospitality, and the rest of the staff are the kind of charismatic, quirky personalities that make this city special. The cocktails are expertly crafted, with a thoughtful selection for those who prefer alcohol-free options. Nice selection of tap beers. The space itself is a delight—vintage, dimly lit, and full of character, with eclectic taxidermy touches that add to its charm rather than overwhelm. And the backyard patio? An absolute oasis, perfect for a laid-back evening. A must-visit for anyone looking to soak up some classic SF atmosphere. Bonus is the epic vinyl collection which sets the backdrop.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Eric Mar

Retro red & dark - cool as hell. Vocalist Lavay Smith popped up singing last time I went for a friend’s birthday.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 4

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