Stoner's Pizza Joint

Wrong pizza no sauce but service was coo.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 2

Service: 3

Came in on 12/21/24 around 10:50 pm. This was my first time ever visiting a stoners pizza joint so we took our time to look over the menu. Upon walking in, we were the only customers, there was a man making pizzas in back, and a woman running the register. The woman talked so slow, it was like her soul was possessed by a sloth and she had an inch-thick ring of red radiating from the skin around her eyes. I understand it’s a pizza joint for stoners but this did not seem like a weed high, and if it was, she was TOO high to be there. We ordered the veggie pizza just as it comes, she asked us if we wanted it “NY thin or hand tossed”. We debated for a minute, choose the NY thin. And ordered 3 pb cookies. This whole encounter of ordering 2 things took almost 5 minutes just to be rung in. She read the order back and she had chocolate cookies, not pb so it took her another minute to figure out how to change it on the screen. Finally paid, gave us our receipt and she said “see you in 10 minutes”. So we sat down inside and waited. Our receipt said we ordered at 10:59 pm, and we didn’t have our name called until 11:29 pm. Brought it to the car and drove home. After waiting 30 minutes and a 5 minute car ride, I figured it would be hot. Got home with a soggy, dripping wet, half-baked (hand-tossed, not thin) pizza. Half the crust was baked, half looked like it had just been rolled out. Picked up the slices and everything including the sauce fell right off. It was completely inedible. For $20, this was the nastiest pizza I’d ever seen. After picking through, I had maybe one good slice that I had to keep putting the toppings back on because clearly nothing was baked on. I will say the cookies were really good, only good part of this whole food experience. Not sure what happened with this pizza, and I’m sure it’s not up to standard with a typical stoners pizza but after this, I don’t think I’ll ever try it again. The box is soaked from the wet crust, the toppings are raw and wet, and half the crust was dough. Pizza box receipt said both types of crusts so that explains why we got the wrong one but not why it was gross.

Gave them a try and was pleasantly surprised. Lots of food for a good price and the pizza was great.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza

I ordered five pizzas for my team on 10/17/2024.

I have never been here before, and my team selected this location to order pizza.

We ordered these pizza styles.
(Nice to Meat You) (No Brainer Deluxe) (Hawaiian) (Pepperoni) (Vegan)

I ordered the pizza online and pre-ordered it for pickup. I picked up the pizza once they opened and the order was ready.

I brought the pizza to my team, and they shared that it was okay and had a bit of an aftertaste. Some shared that it had a dough-like taste, as if it was not cooked thoroughly.

My team and I would not recommend this place again based on the quality.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 4

The pizza was yummy!! The breadsticks were trash tho :/

Hands down, the best veggie flatbread pizza in Denver! Five stars.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I go to Stoners about once a week. Very good pizza. Always the Colfax location. Last time they did mess up my order. However they remade it and all was well. Love the cinnamon rolls

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza, Cinnamon Rolls

I couldn’t wait to try, apologies for the incomplete pie. This pizza was awesome. The white sauce and cook was perfect. Many places claim to have a good garlic sauce for pizza, but nothing I’ve had comes close to this. I originally ordered the pizza with ricotta, but after taking a bite, I want even mad they forgot the ricotta. This will definitely be my go to spot for pizza from now on. The atmosphere was fine, and the persons working there were extremely helpful.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza, Garlic Knots, Cheesecake Stromboli

The place is very dirty which people who only get delivery won't see. I can't imagine they can make and sell food in the conditions I witnessed. No food is cheap or convenient enough for this. This is the owners responsibility to oversee and train the staff.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 3

Service: 3

Order never made it. Out $50 bucks.

The food was fresh, hot and cooked to perfection.
The staff were all very welcoming and friendly. Felt the Love upon entering, GoodVibes.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza

food was fresh, hot & cooked really well. even offering cheese & red pepper.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pepperoni Pizza

This place slaps and all of their food hits perfect for munchies. The wings were wayyyyy better than I expected and are huge as advertised.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Pep-N-Rollie, Cheesy Bread, Half Baked Cookies, Chicken Wings, Pepperoni Pizza

Visiting from out of town. Great pizza spot! I definitely recommend trying the jumbo wings! & legalize marinara!

Order arrived early, which was nice. I was bummed when I learned they had Doordash doing their deliveries. Delivery was to a hotel so the lack of silverware & napkins was frustrating. With the fun restaurant name & large menu I was hoping for an above average meal, something different, but that wasnt the case. The calzone was a generous size for a "small" but was kinda soggy. The salad was as basic as you can get...few day old iceburg lettuce, minimal cheese & a packet of dressing. I was going to order a caesar salad, but caesar dressing wasnt an option. Im full, but not satisfied. If I were to go back, id stay away from the calzones & salads.

Food: 2

Service: 3