Food Courts in Fort Collins, CO

“it was a fun social event with plenty of good food choices - no matter your requirements! But definitely could use a few more trucks to make the lines a bit shorter. but totally worth the wait!“

“Many a hamburger are prepared here. When I enter this dining hall, everyone stands up and chants "Hamburger Man! Hamburger man!", and I walk over to the hamburger counter, and they give me the hamburgers. I do not eat the hamburgers. But I'd imagine they're very good. I take the hamburgers to an undisclosed location. A Secure Hamburger Informational Facility. Once the hamburgers have been properly dispensed in the SHIF (Secure Hamburger Informational Facility), I am debriefed and sent to live a normal life. Waiting. Waiting until I get a call. A call on my hamburger phone. The burger phone. Then I know, me, the Hamburger man, must engage again.“