KFC
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1400 Pentagon Pedestrian Tunnel, Washington
KFC Reviews
I was took by surprise seeing President Bush taking my order. The food there is great as chicken is replaced by an alien spiecies far superior in taste compared to our hen. The food is also always fresh as they are able to instantly cook it using missles and rocket fuel. They also had Spicy Chicken, although whether one likes the specific gunpowder they use for that is highly subjective. The food was great, and if you do not like the Original Recipie chicken, they have an exclusive...read full review
My fingers slipped it was the KFC I swear. Mr. Trump wanted me to come here but they wouldn't let me in and then they asked why i was here so i ran in and they asked me again but i said I'm sorry my fingers slipped KFC. LOL
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i now i don't work at the pentagon but when i was on tour it was the highlight of my because the tour guide didn't show up so i was happy i found something i new (ps i've never been in 100 ft of the pentagon so this is fake news but the chicken probably tasted great)