Ted's Bulletin
505 8th St SE, Washington
(202) 544-8337
Customers' Favorites
Brown Sugar & Cinnamon Blueberry and Cherry Blossom Ted's Tarts
Spinach and Mushroom Omelette with Hash Browns and Toast
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Cinnamon Roll as Big as Ya Head
Blueberry Cheesecake
Home Made Pop Tarts
Biscuits and Gravy
Crab Cake Benedict
Grilled Cheese
Fried Chicken
Featured items
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Applewood Bacon
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Cake Slice
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Oreo Shake
Breakfast
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Crab Cake Benedict
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Breakfast Sides
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
1 Pancake
French Toast
Applewood Bacon
Sausage Patties
Sausage Gravy
Fruit & Granola Parfait
2 Eggs
Chicken Sausage Links
Seasonal Fruit
Ted's Hash Side
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Toast
Impossible Sausage
Virginia Ham
Hash Browns
Home Fries
Avocado Side
Bakery
Ted's Tart
Mini Pie
Cake Slice
Apple Cheesecake
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Strawberry Slasher Ted's Tart
Classic Ted's Strawberry, vanilla blood splatter. Collect Them All
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Coffee
ICED Coffee
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Latte
Coffee
Mocha
Chai
Cafe Au Lait
Americano
Hot Chocolate
Cappuccino
Beverages
ToGo Orange LG
ToGo Cran LG
Sprite
Coke
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
ToGo Tomato LG
Ginger Ale
Root Beer
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
ToGo Apple LG
Iced Tea
ToGo Pineaple LG
Milk
Hot Tea
Diet Coke
Ginger Beer
ToGo Grape Fruit LG
Milkshakes
Oreo Shake
Strawberry Shake
Chocolate Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
S'mores Shake
Vanilla Shake
Heath Almond Shake
Coffee Shake
Strawberry Banana
Nanner Shake
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
PB&J Shake
Seasonal Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws.
Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
Order Attention Required
Featured items
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Mac 'N' Cheese
(Vegetarian)
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Yum yum sauce, pickles, hand-cut fries
Applewood Bacon
Grilled Cheese
Served with tomato soup (Vegetarian)
Chicken Piccata
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Chicken Tenders
Hand-breaded, your choice of honey mustard or buffalo style with bleu cheese dressing
Steak and Cheese
Shaved Ribeye, Kewpie Mayo, White Cheddar, Sauteed Onions, Hot Pepper Relish, Sesame Roll.
All American Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing, served with hand-cut fries
Breakfast
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Crab Cake Benedict
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Breakfast Sides
French Toast
1 Pancake
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Applewood Bacon
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Ted's Hash Side
Sausage Gravy
2 Eggs
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Toast
Sausage Patties
Seasonal Fruit
Chicken Sausage Links
Impossible Sausage
Virginia Ham
Hash Browns
Home Fries
Avocado Side
Starters
Chicken Tenders
Hand-breaded, your choice of honey mustard or buffalo style with bleu cheese dressing
Popcorn Shrimp
Hand-breaded, yum yum sauce
Loaded Tots
Bacon, Asiago, Cheddar, and vidalia bacon ranch dressing
Sheet Pan Nachos
Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Roasted Corn, Crema, Chili de Arbol Salsa, Pickled Onion, Pico de Gallo, Cilantro (GS)
Maryland Crab Dip
Warm Pretzels
Beer cheese (Vegetarian)
Deviled Eggs
Scallions and bacon
Fried Cauliflower
Ranch seasoning and buffalo sauce
Garlic Hummus
Crispy Garlic, feta cheese, EVOO drizzle, pita, calabrese peppers, vegetable crudités (Vegetarian)
Buffalo Wings
House made Blue Cheese Dressing, Celery Sticks (GS)
Salads
Ted's Cobb
Fried chicken, applewood bacon, tomato, egg, pickled onions, avocado, gorgonzola cheese, and choice of dressing.
Caesar Salad
Mexican Street Salad
Carne asada, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Greek Salad
Pepperoncinis, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, kalamata olives, feta cheese, pita chips, oregano, cucumber feta vinaigrette (Vegetarian)
Halloumi Kale Salad
grilled halloumi, pickled onions, candied almonds, pomegranate seeds, everything seasoning, tahini vinaigrette
Harvest Salad
Baby Kale, Butternut Squash, Gala Apple, Crispy Farro, Brussels Sprout Leaves, Candied Pecans, Goat Cheese, Apple Cider Vinaigrette (V)
Soups
Stovetop Chili
Sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
Chicken Noodle
Ted's Tomato Soup
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Sides
Mac 'N' Cheese
(Vegetarian)
Bacon & Bleu Cheese Brussels Sprouts
(Gluten-sensitive)
French Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
House Tots
Mashed Potatoes
Lemon Garlic Broccolini
Side Salad
(Vegetarian)
Truffle Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Glazed Carrots
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Succotash
Coleslaw
Side Caesar Salad
Sandwiches
Steak and Cheese
Shaved Ribeye, Kewpie Mayo, White Cheddar, Sauteed Onions, Hot Pepper Relish, Sesame Roll.
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Yum yum sauce, pickles, hand-cut fries
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
Hand Breaded, Mozzarella Cheese, Marinara Sauce, Garlic Sesame Roll, Caesar Salad
The Club
Turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado relish, avocado mayo, hand-cut fries
House Reuben
Mediterranean Wrap
chicken kafta, feta, caramelized onions, spinach, tomatoes, tzatziki, harissa
Grilled Cheese
Served with tomato soup (Vegetarian)
Crab Sammy
Burgers
All American Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing, served with hand-cut fries
Pub Burger
white cheddar, chipotle demi-glace, griddled red onions
Ted's Burger
Double sharp cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, fried egg, chives, served with hand-cut fries
Southwest Impossible Burger
White cheddar, red peppers, avocado relish, green chile sauce, served with hand-cut fries (Vegetarian)
Entrees
Chicken Piccata
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Short Rib Pot Roast
Whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Short Rib Stroganoff
Red Wine braised Short Rib, Crème Fraîche, Mushroom Sauce, Pappardelle
Chicken Parmesan
Hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Meatloaf
Glazed carrots, mashed, potatoes, ketchup glaze
Steak Frites
8 oz flatiron steak*, truffle fries, béarnaise, side salad (Gluten-Sensitive)
Country Fried Chicken
Boneless breast, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Grilled Salmon
seared brussels sprouts, grape tomatoes, fingerling potatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Fish & Chips
Beer battered cod, coleslaw, jalapeño tartar sauce
Mustard + Sesame Crusted Tuna Bowl
Jasmine rice, shiitake + carrot slaw, avocado, radish, cucumber, cilantro, sticky garlic sauce (Gluten-Sensitive)
Impossible Bolognese
Tomato sauce, coconut cream, pappardelle (Vegetarian)
Miso Glazed Cod
Jasmine rice, roasted carrots, quick pickled cucumber salad, cilantro, chopped peanuts.
Cajun Filet
8 oz Filet, Lemon Garlic Broccolini, Mashed Potatoes (GS)
Crab Cake Entrée
Dessert
Ted's Tart
Cake Slice
Mini Pie
Apple Cheesecake
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Strawberry Slasher Ted's Tart
Classic Ted's Strawberry, vanilla blood splatter. Collect Them All
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Kids
Kid's Mr. Healthy Habits
Kid's Chicken Fingers
served with fries
Kid's Burger
served with fries
Kid's Elbow Macaroni
Kid's Grilled Cheese
served with fries
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Kid's Mac & Cheese
red sauce or cheese and butter
Kid's PB&J
served with fries
Coffee
Coffee
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Latte
Cappuccino
Hot Chocolate
Mocha
Chai
ICED Coffee
Americano
Cafe Au Lait
Beverages
Diet Coke
A delicious, crisp, sparkling cola for the refreshment you want
Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola Original Taste-the refreshing, crisp taste you know and love
ToGo Orange LG
ToGo Cran LG
Ginger Ale
Iced Tea
Ginger Beer
Milk
Hot Tea
ToGo Pineaple LG
Sprite
A delicious citrus taste that knows how to keep things cool
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
ToGo Apple LG
ToGo Grape Fruit LG
ToGo Tomato LG
Milkshakes
Oreo Shake
Seasonal Shake
Chocolate Shake
Strawberry Shake
Vanilla Shake
Nanner Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Strawberry Banana
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
Coffee Shake
Heath Almond Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
S'mores Shake
PB&J Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws
Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
Order Attention Required
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Recent Reviews
What a pleasant experience me and my lady had here!! It was our first time here and we were struggling to find a restaurant on Valentine’s Day (I suck btw, I know, I know) nonetheless we found TEDS BULLETIN!! The food was magical, the atmosphere was amazing, and the service was top tier. WE WILL BE RETURNING, MAYBE TMMR 👀
February 2026
I love this place and have been going for almost a decade. The hostess team earned staff behind the bar were amazing. My particular observer was not. Food flavors were great. Some dishes were not very warm when I received them. And while the tater tots are lovely, the ones I got were slightly under cooked.
January 2026
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