If you want to visit a busy, cramped, and inefficiently ran place, this is the place for you. Stoned children are running the place, tables 6 inches apart, and all the tourist families without a clue blocking your way to any seat.
Oh, and if you’re a coffee person, they don’t even clean their steaming wand.
2 coffees and 2 bagels was $50 too.
lynn boyd
Bagels were average at best Service and attitude was terrible. Kid argued about food not being burned when it was obviously charred and when asked to replace it, the staff said it would take awhile and, in fact, did nothing. Never offered to replace it with another choice, let us sit there for 20 minutes until I finally asked for a refund. Steer clear.
Horse Lover
Best Bagels I’ve ever had!!!!
Andy
Great selection of breakfast bagels. Bacon and cheese bagel with veggie cream cheese was very tasty.
Stephanie Mcculloch
Absolutely fantastic turkey egg and cheese bagel! The casserole is cheesy and creamy! Excellent meal!
Judy Fernandez
Do it.. Amazing
Lauren McCoy
Best bagel I've ever eaten! Hot, toasted everything bagel with a smear of cream cheese- incredible. Magnificent. Indulgent. Wow!!
Philippe Mcnally
Do not go here. Service is awful. It took 20 minutes to get 2 plain bagels to go. Girl at cash refused to put 2 bagels in a bag so we could leave.
Charlie Timberlake
Outstanding customer service and superb eats to top it off, a definite winner!
Kimberly Steenson
I was beyond extatic to see a bagel joint have a salt bagel. I have only been able to snag them up when in New York. Just so happens to be a F-ing Bagel place that has a F-ing salt bagel while I was in town picking up my husband from his sailing adventure. Unfortunately, this location was already sold out of them when I got there. I immediately felt my heart sink when those words were spoken to me. But, low ams behold the angel behind the counter said give 8 to 10 min and i can make you a fresh one. Oh yes, please. I will wait here all day just to eat one. 10 minutes later, I had a hot salt bagel toasted with loads of cream cheese. That F-ING BAGEL made my 8 hr trip to Keys worth it. I love you and your F-ing salt bagels. I will definitely put you on my list for each and every trip back. Thank you for an amazing 1st and definitely not last visit.
Fresh bagels, very generous and delicious, just like the Cinnamon Roll, a very good address!
CJ Weinstein
The delightful young lady that answers the phone is fantastic. Upon arrival she brewed our fresh HOT coffee. It was perfect. We enjoyed the Lox and bagel. These bagels are a bit flatter than the traditional New York bagel, leading me to believe they are not boiling them. However, the taste is delicious and may even be less calories, which would be a bonus. We will order more next time to take out on the fishing trip. The menu options are extensive, so many breakfast and lunch options the whole family will be happy. Keep up the fantastic customer service it is a refreshing break from the nasty North Eastern additude and reminds us that we are here to relax and enjoy islamorada.
Parking: Parking directly out front handi cap accessible and plenty of overflow parking
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Everything, Lox
Sally “Mama Cof” Cofield
Came across this place randomly… The name of the restaurant drew me in by its humor!
A little pricey, but well worth it. and way cheaper than the restaurants around the area ! And super Delicious! I ordered the egg and cheese bagel on the jalapeño cheese bagel and added avocado and tomato, and it was amazing, bigger than I expected also!! Sooooo good!!!!! my friend ordered the bacon egg and cheese on a croissant and added the hash brown potatoes. We spent $25 total.
Service was amazing and very friendly! Highly recommend for a great takeout and then go sit at the beach!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Bacon Egg & Cheese, Egg and Cheese
Shannon Layman
Bacon Cheddar Bagel and cinnamon rolls were great.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cinnamon Roll, Croissant
Tash Mccollister
F-ing Bagels is the perfect spot to stop for breakfast or lunch! Their bagel sandwiches are absolutely delicious, with fresh ingredients and a variety of options to choose from. Whether you want a classic egg and cheese or something more unique, they’ve got you covered. Their coffee is top-notch, making it a great way to kickstart your day, and the pastries are the perfect sweet treat to pair with it. The shop also offers some fun merchandise, so you can take a little piece of F-ing Bagels home with you. Friendly service, great atmosphere, and amazing food—this place is a must-visit!
If you want to visit a busy, cramped, and inefficiently ran place, this is the place for you. Stoned children are running the place, tables 6 inches apart, and all the tourist families without a clue blocking your way to any seat.
Oh, and if you’re a coffee person, they don’t even clean their steaming wand.
2 coffees and 2 bagels was $50 too.
Bagels were average at best
Service and attitude was terrible. Kid argued about food not being burned when it was obviously charred and when asked to replace it, the staff said it would take awhile and, in fact, did nothing. Never offered to replace it with another choice, let us sit there for 20 minutes until I finally asked for a refund. Steer clear.
Best Bagels I’ve ever had!!!!
Great selection of breakfast bagels. Bacon and cheese bagel with veggie cream cheese was very tasty.
Absolutely fantastic turkey egg and cheese bagel! The casserole is cheesy and creamy! Excellent meal!
Do it.. Amazing
Best bagel I've ever eaten! Hot, toasted everything bagel with a smear of cream cheese- incredible. Magnificent. Indulgent. Wow!!
Do not go here. Service is awful. It took 20 minutes to get 2 plain bagels to go. Girl at cash refused to put 2 bagels in a bag so we could leave.
Outstanding customer service and superb eats to top it off, a definite winner!
I was beyond extatic to see a bagel joint have a salt bagel. I have only been able to snag them up when in New York. Just so happens to be a F-ing Bagel place that has a F-ing salt bagel while I was in town picking up my husband from his sailing adventure. Unfortunately, this location was already sold out of them when I got there. I immediately felt my heart sink when those words were spoken to me. But, low ams behold the angel behind the counter said give 8 to 10 min and i can make you a fresh one. Oh yes, please. I will wait here all day just to eat one. 10 minutes later, I had a hot salt bagel toasted with loads of cream cheese. That F-ING BAGEL made my 8 hr trip to Keys worth it. I love you and your F-ing salt bagels. I will definitely put you on my list for each and every trip back. Thank you for an amazing 1st and definitely not last visit.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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Fresh bagels, very generous and delicious, just like the Cinnamon Roll, a very good address!
The delightful young lady that answers the phone is fantastic. Upon arrival she brewed our fresh HOT coffee. It was perfect. We enjoyed the Lox and bagel. These bagels are a bit flatter than the traditional New York bagel, leading me to believe they are not boiling them. However, the taste is delicious and may even be less calories, which would be a bonus. We will order more next time to take out on the fishing trip. The menu options are extensive, so many breakfast and lunch options the whole family will be happy. Keep up the fantastic customer service it is a refreshing break from the nasty North Eastern additude and reminds us that we are here to relax and enjoy islamorada.
Parking: Parking directly out front handi cap accessible and plenty of overflow parking
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Everything, Lox
Came across this place randomly… The name of the restaurant drew me in by its humor!
A little pricey, but well worth it. and way cheaper than the restaurants around the area ! And super Delicious!
I ordered the egg and cheese bagel on the jalapeño cheese bagel and added avocado and tomato, and it was amazing, bigger than I expected also!! Sooooo good!!!!!
my friend ordered the bacon egg and cheese on a croissant and added the hash brown potatoes. We spent $25 total.
Service was amazing and very friendly! Highly recommend for a great takeout and then go sit at the beach!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Bacon Egg & Cheese, Egg and Cheese
Bacon Cheddar Bagel and cinnamon rolls were great.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cinnamon Roll, Croissant
F-ing Bagels is the perfect spot to stop for breakfast or lunch! Their bagel sandwiches are absolutely delicious, with fresh ingredients and a variety of options to choose from. Whether you want a classic egg and cheese or something more unique, they’ve got you covered. Their coffee is top-notch, making it a great way to kickstart your day, and the pastries are the perfect sweet treat to pair with it. The shop also offers some fun merchandise, so you can take a little piece of F-ing Bagels home with you. Friendly service, great atmosphere, and amazing food—this place is a must-visit!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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