“Mr. Prof. Marcellus "Bagel" Brown PHD recommended this joint to me after a heated discussion about which bagel store is the best in town. After I played my 12 major scales, he gave me a $50 gift card to Einstein's so I decided to check it out. When I walked in, no one was waiting in line, so I marched up to the lovely lady at the counter with the large aglet tattoo and asked for the Nova Lox, the Albacore Tuna Salad, and the Tasty Turkey. And of course I bought 3 dozen Pumpernickle bagels. They set an hour timer and the bagel's were done in 15 minutes so I had 45 more minutes until the timer went off. I sat at the nicest table there but there was a burly man with an awful stench right next to me. I moved to another table to avoid this reeking man that enveloped the surrounding area. It was finally time to eat the bagels!!!! At first they were a little to bland so I pull out my pouch of spices bought at amazon.com. It was quite the treat. Marcellus was right bout this joint. I am currently salivating at the mouth thinking of these wondeful bagels. 10/10 for this joint.“
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“Mr. Prof. Marcellus "Bagel" Brown PHD recommended this joint to me after a heated discussion about which bagel store is the best in town. After I played my 12 major scales, he gave me a $50 gift card to Einstein's so I decided to check it out. When I walked in, no one was waiting in line, so I marched up to the lovely lady at the counter with the large aglet tattoo and asked for the Nova Lox, the Albacore Tuna Salad, and the Tasty Turkey. And of course I bought 3 dozen Pumpernickle bagels. They set an hour timer and the bagel's were done in 15 minutes so I had 45 more minutes until the timer went off. I sat at the nicest table there but there was a burly man with an awful stench right next to me. I moved to another table to avoid this reeking man that enveloped the surrounding area. It was finally time to eat the bagels!!!! At first they were a little to bland so I pull out my pouch of spices bought at amazon.com. It was quite the treat. Marcellus was right bout this joint. I am currently salivating at the mouth thinking of these wondeful bagels. 10/10 for this joint.“