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Customers` Favorites
“If you know me, you know that Chilis is my religion. My wife Barbara and I live in Pinehurst, NC and drive over an hour to this Chilis location at least 3 times per week (and sometimes as many as 7 times per week). You may ask why we drive so far when there is a Chilis in Pinehurst. Two reasons: our favorite waitress, Miss Latrice Jacksons, and the decor reminds Barbara of our honeymoon to Luckenbach, Texas in 1982 - a lot of love, latex and leather. About three weeks ago as we were pulling into the parking lot of Chilis, I felt a bit woozy and started to hear the voice of the late great Anthony Bourdain telling me to “get three racks of the baby back ribs” and then I blacked out. When I regained consciousness, I discovered that I had accelerated our 2003 Mercury Grand Marquis into seven other vehicles in the parking lot. Barbara was squealing like a hog being fed through a wood chipper and my hair piece was stuck to the dashboard. My lit cigarette gave me a third degree burn right near my nuts. The hazards were on and the windshield wipers were going at full speed. We pulled ourselves out of the wreckage and made our way into Chilis. The boys in blue arrived around the time Barbara and I sat down at the bar and put in an order of the chili smoked hickory honey encrusted deep fried bacon wrapped cheese blasted pork bites. As first responders dealt with Barbara’s cuts and bruises, I failed three separate field sobriety tests and put law enforcement on notice that I am a Veteran of the Korean war. Barbara was so distraught that her diverticulitis began to act up and … well I am just grateful that she was wearing her adult diapers. I was placed in the backseat of a squad car and as we pulled out of the parking lot of Chilis I saw Miss Jacksons (our top notch waitress) bringing a tearful Barbara the to-go box of our pork bites. It was not my best day, and Barbara has forced me back into rehab (much to my dismay). The good news is we have HBO here at the rehab facility and a salad bar with those baby corns. The insurance company is offering us $950 for the totaled Mercury Marquis (Barbara’s baby), and we are considering upgrading to a 2006 Buick Rendezvous. God bless the broken road that led us, and many other red blooded Americans, to Chilis.“
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“We love El Tucan! Arturo and staff are always friendly and the food is always amazing!!!“
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“Kevina was the most pleasant server I have encountered lately. Everyone there was so nice, but she stood at to me, she smiled the entire time, was helpful in my selection, she acted like she actually wanted to be there(which you don’t find these days). I don’t often review places but I felt she needed to be acknowledged!! The food was good as well. Kevina keep that smile and that personality… you rock!!!!❤️ This was in Fayetteville, NC.“