Barely Disfigured

257 Smith St, Brooklyn
(718) 858-5646

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Tiffany V

Drinks are all very well balanced and unique, great music and vibes!
We ordered Hokusai, Olympia, and Harlot's Progress

Rudra Srivastava

Stopped by this place. Our group ordered 3 George Washington’s. It was straight sugar syrup and alcohol - no kiwi or basil anywhere near what we ordered. We also saw the bartender put his fingers into the drink while putting ice which grossed us out. Very disappointed for getting an absolute mediocre experience for the price - I would maybe pay 5$ for it

Rovik Robert

Cool bar with a moody interior and a delicious set of drinks on the menu. Haven’t been able to check out their outdoor area but I’m hoping to come back in warmer weather.

Shel Wise

The back parlor room is my favorite bar space in all of Brooklyn--my go-to date spot. The food menu is limited but the drinks are unique and always spot on, even if the starting price is around $15. Low lighting, soft textures, and a boudoir history to boot? Can't be beat!

Samy Moskol

I was hesitant to write a review as the business mocked another person that left 3 stars but here goes. Two friends and I stopped in for a drink this past Saturday. It was busy but they found a space for us in the lounge. We ordered one round of drinks, which were incredible. The large group next to us was was about to leave. One of the men in that group, who seemed overserved, tripped and fell, knocking over their table, and all their glassware fell all around us. Obviously shit can happen. My issue is with how this one staff member treated us. This guy, who had previously micromanaged exactly which square foot we were to stand on while waiting for a table earlier, was pretty rude after we got covered in glass. We tried to return to our spot on the lounge after staff had it cleaned up, and after we had settled back in he told us to move again to give our corner seats to new guests. He also seemed like he was blaming us for the incident. We obliged anyway, and asked for new waters, as our original ones hadn’t been refreshed since the glass incident, and this request seemed to frustrate him. We decided to just leave after that, due to the stressful vibes, which also seemed to frustrate him. A bummer to drop $70 on one round to then get scolded by staff after having some drunk patron dump glass on you. My feet were bleeding all over Brooklyn later. Anyways, shout out to our specific server- she was lovely. And shout out to Zombie Hut down the block where we had a lovely time for the rest of the night.

Dave

Exceptional drinks, awesome mixologists, super cool space.

Sean Gelles

Amazing ambiance and cocktails.

Andrew Kanouse

Really hip spot. I know I'm under-appreciating the story behind the vibe so would love to know more. Interesting combinations of drinks and what we got was tasty! Pricey but for the area on par. I don't know if I even realized there was an outside area but the pics of this look cool, so would consider coming back in warmer months.

z abdel

Nice ambiance and good drinks. Definitely a nice chill spot. What more could you ask for

Jo Atfo

Drinks were really good. You don't come here for food, limited, but they hooked me up with the veggie charcuterie board since I don't eat meat. The hummus was amazing.

April Ingenito

Came here for about an hour and a half on a Saturday late afternoon/evening ish for a little solo date. Had the George Washington’s Night out (2x) and the vegetable crudite with red pepper hummus. The bartender, Adrian, was fantastic - attentive, drinks shaken to perfection, and anticipated my needs before even asking (namely, water :)). Highly recommend to anyone looking for an awesome cocktail in a sleek, moody bar. Will definitely be returning.

Vegetarian options: I’m not a vegetarian, but had the vegetable crudite and it was excellent!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: George Washington's Night Out

Mike Derry

Best cocktail bar in NYC. It’s perfect. The cocktails are next level. Service is impeccable. Ambiance is warm, sexy and inviting. The staff is lovely. Go!

Lolita Kennedy

Don’t miss this place. We had oysters, shrimp cocktails, and incredible cocktails. Can’t wait to go back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lendsey Alonso

good drinks and good music

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Chef's Oysters Selection, George Washington's Night Out, Cheese Plate

Ajn Dorn

not bad for a clover club

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

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