Barely Disfigured

257 Smith St, Brooklyn
(718) 858-5646

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April Ingenito

Came here for about an hour and a half on a Saturday late afternoon/evening ish for a little solo date. Had the George Washington’s Night out (2x) and the vegetable crudite with red pepper hummus. The bartender, Adrian, was fantastic - attentive, drinks shaken to perfection, and anticipated my needs before even asking (namely, water :)). Highly recommend to anyone looking for an awesome cocktail in a sleek, moody bar. Will definitely be returning.

Vegetarian options: I’m not a vegetarian, but had the vegetable crudite and it was excellent!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: George Washington's Night Out

Mike Derry

Best cocktail bar in NYC. It’s perfect. The cocktails are next level. Service is impeccable. Ambiance is warm, sexy and inviting. The staff is lovely. Go!

Lolita Kennedy

Don’t miss this place. We had oysters, shrimp cocktails, and incredible cocktails. Can’t wait to go back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lendsey Alonso

good drinks and good music

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Chef's Oysters Selection, George Washington's Night Out, Cheese Plate

Ajn Dorn

not bad for a clover club

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

John Gately

Great food cocktails and above more the atmosphere. This is the best bar in the USA I 100% recommend you visit.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lauren Miller

Excellent cocktail menu and a wide variety of oysters. The service was absolutely awful despite us being there from 4:00-5:30pm (when it opened). My friend and I were left with empty glasses and our server ordered the wrong charcuterie board. When we brought it to his attention that we wanted both meat and cheese (not just the meat he brought us), he didn't bring out the cheese or even put it in the system, while we were sitting with empty glasses waiting for our cheese. We would have spent more money and had more drinks but decided to leave. Won't be going back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 1

Mad Professional

Great drinks, great service, and that's par for the course.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 4

CHE MC

Awesome spot! The charcuterie/cheese board was delicious! Nice drinks!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Charcuterie Board

Chelsey Delaney

They have great small food options: oysters, cheese, shrimp cocktails. Consider it for a light late brunch in the hood.

Harry Young

Good cocktails, great ambience inside, a beautiful garden and the service was great!

Andrew Dabydeen

Such an amazing spot - the drinks are great and the vibe is on point. Their menu is huge and constantly rotating which lets you try out new options. We came on a weekend night and it was pretty packed. Definitely looking forward to the next time I come back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Michael Orlando

Hidden gem with extraordinary cocktails! The ambiance is perfect, and the service by Katarina is exceptional. Her warm hospitality, sweet demeanor, and knowledge made our visit unforgettable. Highly recommend!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Rox Fontaine

Very nice place with solid cocktails. The lounge area in the back is nice, the patio even nicer. It would have been 5 stars for me if it weren't so warm inside. Bartenders were excellent and the music was vibey. Will visit again.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Sally Seeds

Good drinks. Popular place.

Vegetarian options: Nuts, cheese.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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