Village Idiot Pub
2811 Middle Country Rd, Lake Grove
(631) 676-2323
Customers' Favorites
American Chicken Sandwich
Sweet Jesus Fries
Mozzarella Sticks
Chicken Fingers
Buffalo Wings
Texas Burger
Waffle Fries
Lobster Mac
Onion Rings
Tater Tots
Picked for you
Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured and fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese or ranch dressing, carrots, and celery.
Marinated Steak Tidbits
Gluten free. Without crostinis. Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis.
Sliced Steak Sandwich
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meals, fish, or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Oh Hell Thy Chicken Wrap
Gluten free. Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon, and provolone cheese with ranch dressing.
El Diablo Wrap
Spicy and gluten free. Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sautéed onions, and chipotle sauce.
Appetizers
Mini Chicken Tacos
Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with cheddar Jack cheese.
Nachos Locos
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar Jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili.
Fried Pickle Chips
Parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara.
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Shredded chicken, blend of cheese and buffalo sauce in a bread bowl served with celery, carrots, and house made tortilla chips.
Stoopid Sampler
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings served with the appropriate dipping sauces.
Quesadilla
Chicken Fingers
Italian style fingers served with house made honey mustard.
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Served with mustard.
Mozzarella Sticks
Served with chipotle mayo.
Marinated Steak Tidbits
Gluten free. Without crostinis. Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis.
Bodacious Tot Tots
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar Jack cheese, chopped bacon and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream.
Mac N Cheese Wedges
Three 5 cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded, and deep fried served with ranch dressing.
Sweet Jesus Fries
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce topped with glazed pecans.
Disco Fries
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese and served with a side of gravy.
Mrs.Carone's Meatballs
3 meatballs deep fried served with marinara sauce
Sit N Spinach Dip
Oversized breadbowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend.
Onion Ring Tower
Consuming raw or under cooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Cajun Seared Tuna
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle.
Salads
The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time)
Gluten free. Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans topped with grilled chicken.
Cobb Salad
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, and apple slices.
TNT
Gluten free. Vegetarian. Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger, sesame seeds smothered in our Thai sauce. Consuming raw or under cooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Caesar Salad
Gluten free. Without croutons. Romaine lettuce, creamy Caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan.
Bistro Salad
Gluten free. Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze topped with grilled chicken.
Garden Salad
Gluten free. Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red and green peppers, cucumber, and red onion.
Soups
French Onion Soup
Loaded Potato
Lobster Bisque
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili
Our Famous Wings
Wings
Boneless Idiot Bits
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured and fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese or ranch dressing, carrots, and celery.
Stoopid Sliders
Three Stooges Sliders
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.
Meatloaf Sliders
V.I.P. Sliders
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls.
Lobster Roll Sliders
House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls.
BBQ Chicken Sliders
Flatbreads
The Buffalo
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken and mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing.
The greek
topped with greek salad
The prosciutto
topped with arugula, crumbled goat cheese, sliced apples, prosciutto & walnuts, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Burgers
Texas Burger
8 oz burger topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper Jack, and BBQ sauce. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
The Burgundy
8 oz burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, Cajun dipped and topped with chips. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Cheeseburger
Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
vip chopped cheese
Burger
Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
The Ace
8 oz burger stacked with five strips of bacon with choice of cheese. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
bavarian burger
The Meathead
10 oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Marinated Burger
8 oz burger covered in our signature marinade. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Wraps and Paninis
Grilled Chicken Panini
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto.
Oh Hell Thy Chicken Wrap
Gluten free. Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon, and provolone cheese with ranch dressing.
chicken caesar wrap
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & bleu cheese dressing.
Prime Panini
Sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, and melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo.
Healthy Italian Wrap
Gluten free. Grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella.
El Diablo Wrap
Spicy and gluten free. Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sautéed onions, and chipotle sauce.
Cajan Shrimp Wrap
Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de Gallo & chipotle mayo
Healthier Options
Chipotle Chicken Burger
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper Jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw.
Veggie Quesadilla
Gluten free, vegetarian. Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar cheese served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream and pico de gallo.
Ahi Tuna Wrap
Gluten free, grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo, teriyaki drizzle. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Roasted Vegetable Panini
Vegetarian. Eggplant, red and green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozzarella.
Signature Dishes
V.I.P. Ribs
Half rack served with mac n cheese and cole slaw.
Jazzy Jambalaya
Gluten free. Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, shrimp over a bed of rice.
Mrs. C's chicken cutlets
Moms meatloaf
Idiot Francese
Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made Francese sauce served over pasta.
Dreamy Tortellini
Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce.
Sandwiches
Curly
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo, and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero.
Larry Po' Boy
Grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero.
Sliced Steak Sandwich
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meals, fish, or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
American Chicken Sandwich
Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll.
Moe
Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero.
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll.
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Philly Cheese Steak
Sliced roast beef, sautéed onions, peppers, melted American, and nacho cheeses on a hero.
Groovin Reuben
Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and russian dressing on toasted rye.
Turkey Club
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and applewood smoked bacon and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun.
Filet Mcmuff
Marinated petite filet mignon, sautéed mushrooms, onions, and melted swiss cheese on an English muffin. Menu items can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meals, fish, or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Kids Menu
Mac n Cheese
Chicken Fingers
Hamburger
Consuming raw or under cooked meats, fish, shellfish or fresh shell eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Penne with Marinara
Penne with Butter
Sides
Mashed Potatoes with a Side of Gravy
Waffle Fries
Cole Slaw
Parmesan Rice
Tater Tots
Loaded Tater Tots
Mac n Cheese
Sautéed Veggies
Sweet Potato Fries
Onion Rings
Asparagus
Rice
Tacos
Chipotle Shrimp Tacos
3 Chipotle shrimp tacos topped with mango salsa
AhiTuna Taco
3 Ahi tuna tacos topped with cabbage, radishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi mayo
Pulled Pork Tacos
3 Pulled pork tacos topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
Desserts
GF Chocolate Cake
Picked for you
French Toast
Coated with a vanilla cinnamon egg wash.
Bacon, Egg, and Cheeseburger
8 oz burger cooked to your liking and topped with one egg any style, bacon, and melted cheese of your choice.
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Our house made mac and cheese tossed with lobster meat.
Breakfast Quesadilla
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla, topped with diced tomatoes and a spicy hollandaise sauce.
Filegg McMuff
Sliced marinated filet mignon, sautéed onions, mushrooms, and melted swiss topped with a sunny side up egg served on an English muffin. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood shellfish or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Build Your Own Omelette
Build Your Own Omelette
Choose three ingredients.
The Benedicts
Shrimp Benedict
Served with Cajun shrimp.
The Original
Served with Canadian bacon.
The Mediterranean
Served with spinach, roasted red peppers, and feta.
Healthy Options
Ahi Tuna Salad
Mixed greens, avocado, cucumber, and radishes topped with roasted sesame seeds and served with a wasabi vinaigrette dressing. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood shellfish or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
BLT and A
Avocado, turkey bacon, and tomato slices on ciabatta toast with chipotle mayo.
Avocado Toast
Served with three egg whites.
Hangover Helpers
Breakfast Quesadilla
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla, topped with diced tomatoes and a spicy hollandaise sauce.
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Our house made mac and cheese tossed with lobster meat.
Breakfast Mac and Cheese
Scrambled eggs, ham, and cheddar cheese.
South of the Border Burrito
Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeños, black beans, tomatoes, and cheddar Jack cheese with a spicy tomato drizzle on top served with home fries on the side. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood shellfish or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Batter Up
French Toast
Coated with a vanilla cinnamon egg wash.
3 Pancakes Plain with Butter and Syrup
3 Chocolate Chip with Butter and Syrup
Belgian Waffle with Butter and Syrup
Breakfast Churro Bites
Served with honey maple mayo dipping sauce.
Sandwiches
Bacon, Egg, and Cheeseburger
8 oz burger cooked to your liking and topped with one egg any style, bacon, and melted cheese of your choice.
Filegg McMuff
Sliced marinated filet mignon, sautéed onions, mushrooms, and melted swiss topped with a sunny side up egg served on an English muffin. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood shellfish or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Sunnyside Panini
Three eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, choice of cheese on freshly pressed ciabatta bread. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood shellfish or eggs, may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Montecristo
Classic style montecristo served on ciabatta toast.
Lg Eggy Mcmuff
Two eggs, bacon, sausage, and American cheese served on a kaiser roll.
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & Cole slaw on a hero
Platters
Idiot Sizzler
A two egg scrambler with sausages, peppers, onion, and mozzarella cheese served with your choice of toast.
Steak and Eggs
Cooked to your liking, served with home fries and toast.
Idiot Platter
Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast.
Extras
2 strips of bacon
Rye toast
Homefries
English Muffin toasted with butter
White toast
Wheat toast
1 Egg
2 sausage links
Drinks
Small Cranberry Juice
Small Grapefruit Juice
Small Pineapple Juice
Small Orange Juice
Small Sprite
Small Gingerale
Small Diet Coke
Small Coke
Kidiot Breakfast
Scrambled Eggs w/ Sausage
Scrambled Eggs w/ Bacon
Cinnamon Apple Oatmeal
Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal
Silver Dollar Pancakes
French Toast Sticks
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Recent Reviews
If ordering uber eats it doesn't say it's GF and you do have to select an app. The sever offered to make you a GF one and you hung up on her. The store can't refund you because the money goes to Uber then it goes to the restaurant.
November 2024
Wow, what an amazing experience! The Village Idiot exceeded all my expectations. The atmosphere was lively and fun, with a great selection of craft beers and delicious pub grub. The staff was friendly and attentive, with a special shoutout to our server Ashley and bartender Zach, who went above and beyond to make sure we had everything we needed. The food was out of this world - the burgers were juicy and flavorful, and the fries were crispy perfection. And the prices? Unbeatable!...
June 2024
Had a good time with friends. I raised the rating a bit, not sure why I gave two to be honest. It was friendly and fun. Nothing went wrong, it's a nice place to have a beer and some appetizers and chill. I will be back. I love the other two as well in Patchogue and Oakdale.
Went back today and used my Habitat for Humanity card for a nice cold free beer. The beer was excellent. The food was okay. My sandwich was good, Tuscan Panini. The homemade chips tasted...
Went back today and used my Habitat for Humanity card for a nice cold free beer. The beer was excellent. The food was okay. My sandwich was good, Tuscan Panini. The homemade chips tasted...
June 2024
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