La Noxe

Place is WACK . Cool idea . Bad execution. Bartenders are not skilled . Drinks are overpriced and not tasty. HARD PASS

bartender Kiani made good drinks

We were the only people in there and service was extremely slow, there was a huge leak on the floor, and it took us 6 minutes of ringing the doorbell to get in (which would have been fine if it was busy, but when we entered there was no one). Drinks were okay for $19. I definitely wouldn’t come back. There’s much better, cooler spots for a $20 drink.

The style of the venue and the music for me was spot on, the cocktails were great. Perfect little hideout. Guys behind the bar were great and shout out to Sam.

La Noxe provided very poor service. At a private party with around 40 guests, there was only one bartender working, which led to extremely long wait times. The drinks were also overpriced and consistently served half full. Overall, the experience was disappointing and not worth the cost.

Service: 1

We booked this place a month in advance. It was a recommendation from Nick Giovanni and my 14 y.o. son really wanted to visit.
There was no sign of age appropriate place and we got there to find out it’s for 21 and over.
We made the reservation for the restaurant part and ended up wasting a lot of time in our NY trip because of this:
Terrible experience!!!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Very sketch location sketchy bar the prices are soho high yet the vibes and surroundings are very college bar would definitely leave this off my bars to visit list

British Jesus and The Giant Man Cosplaying as Woodstock 99 Fred Durst were the best staff I have ever encountered.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The level of hospitality and product is beyond impeccable. British Jesus was exquisite, dare I say biblical? Bieber Tattoo Aficionado was incredibly personable and a tequila expert.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

British Jesus and post-rehab eminem were so nice to look at first and foremost and also the drinks were fantastic.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

La Noxe is one of those spots that thrives on exclusivity; hidden entrance, moody lighting, sleek design — but timing is everything here. I had an 8:30 reservation and walked into a completely empty space. Instead of feeling intimate, it leaned a little too quiet, almost like we had arrived before the party started.

The cocktails were well-balanced and thoughtfully crafted, but at this price point I was hoping for the atmosphere to match the drinks. Service was polite, though with no one else around, the energy felt flat rather than elevated.

One thing worth noting: there’s only a single bathroom, and by the time I went in, it was clear the men before me hadn’t exactly aimed well. Not the chicest detail for a speakeasy-style bar that leans on exclusivity.

I can see how La Noxe could be a fun late-night stop when the room is buzzing and the concept really comes alive. At 8:30, though, it felt more novelty than magic. A spot worth experiencing once, but one where the when matters just as much as the where.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

Nice place to be cozy. Cool ambiance, easy atmosphere.
We enjoyed the time it was well spent.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Hidden bar. Excellent spot.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Best bar. Best staff. 10/10 recommend.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

My kind of speak easy spot. Intimate, amazing drinks, service and music!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5