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“I ordered takeout for 1st time the other day. Very impressed! I ordered fried rice as side and got white rice , my only complaint, but the flavor and quality of the food was amazing!! And the Woman who assisted me was kind, and helpful. It is slightly hidden gem. We WILL be back and i have already told others.“
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“The food was excellent, great service service, very friendly!“
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“super friendly staff, some of the best and biggest wings around. if you haven't tried it yet, you really need to. haven't been anywhere else for chicken since finding Bonchon.😍😍“
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“Loved everything about this place. I recommend you sit outside.“
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“Wonderful! Make sure they drain the black beans well my favorite combination is kale, black beans, corn, carrots, chicken with gochugan sauce“
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“very accommodating to vegans and they have a huge menu with a lot of choices for vegans. I got veggie curry skewers and Malaysian Curry Faux Ribs and both were delicious.“
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“Grand Oriental Chinese Restaurant— BaldWhiteGuyReviews 🧑🦲🍜 Time flies, kids forget passports, and dads get a rare day off — which I immediately spent doing what any responsible parent would do: drag my son to a new restaurant and then reward him with lunch. 😅 He forgot his passport (top secret co-op stuff, apparently), so we met halfway-ish and let Yelp play help find a new place to try. That’s how we found Grand Oriental — a big, festive palace of American-Chinese comfort food and decorative bravado Grand Oriental 📍4800 Fields Ertel Rd, Cincinnati. Parking & Entrance Parking: angled, on a slight hill, and perfect for anyone who enjoys a little cardio while exiting their car. If you have equilibrium issues, bring a friend or a very dramatic cane. Walk the red carpet like you’re famous (or at least like you once were #Santa in the Christmas Program) and step into a dining room that screams “special occasion” louder than your drunk uncle at a wedding. 🎉✨ #WeSeeYou Decorations Huge space, lots of lanterns, and more faux-oriental flair than a Netflix period drama on a budget. The place looks like someone told Pinterest to go wild and then hired a very enthusiastic intern to execute it. If prom and homecoming had a love child, this would be the reception venue. Very Instagrammable — bring a filter and a dramatic pose. 📸🪩 They even have a golden throne #Seriously. The Wet Live Well They’ve got a big wet live well — yes, an actual aquarium of potential dinner guests. Do I think they fish out a crab and whisper “you’re up” before tossing him into a wok? Some call it fresh; others call it barbaric reality TV for crustaceans. Either way, the seafood looks like it just finished updating its LinkedIn. 🦀🐟😬 #FearFactor Bathroom Report Bathroom: shockingly clean and tastefully decorated. If the restroom is this tidy, you know the kitchen isn’t hiding any skeletons — just maybe a very well-behaved crab. 🚽✨ What We Ate 🍜 * Appetizer: Crab Rangoon — $6.99 Warm, creamy, and dangerously addictive. Came with two mystery sauces: one was sweet (dessert-adjacent and delightful), the other had a wasabi vibe that made my face do a small, respectful salute. I’m still not sure if the second sauce was wasabi or a tiny jar of regret, but it worked. 😋🔥 It was a surprise, no mention of sauces on the menu. (That I could find anyway). * Half-ling’s Meal: Sweet & Sour Chicken with Fried Rice — $11.99 Predictable in the best way. Comfort food for people who like their food to behave itself. The fried rice, however, was quietly excellent — the unsung hero of the table. 🍚👍 * My Choice: Hunan Beef with Fried Rice — $12.99 Hunan Beef is my yardstick. This one had a pleasant kick that made my nose run like it had opinions. Local Hunan still wins my heart #DragonInn, but this one is a solid contender. 🥩🌶️ Total Lunch Damage: $34.46 (waters included, because hydration is free and important) 💸 Final Thoughts (and the part where I pretend to be impartial) The Grand Oriental is a great spot for a special lunch or to impress guests who like their ambiance with a side of theatrical lighting. Staff were friendly and fast — service points for speed and smiles. Food was solid, comforting, and exactly what you expect from a good American-Chinese joint: familiar, warm, and occasionally surprising (looking at you, mystery sauce). #HotHot Final Score: 3 out of 5 Bald Heads 🧑🦲🧑🦲🧑🦲 Why I docked two Bald Heads: * Minus one for predictably (Boring) American-Chinese flavors — tasty, but not revolutionary. * Minus one for price — lunch felt a tad steep. Maybe you’re paying extra for the live well’s real estate and the decorative chandelier that’s clearly on a #FingerHut payment plan. 🧾💡#CheapOldMan Would I go back? Sure — for a special night, a prom afterparty, or if my son forgets something else important. Would I drive across town just for their Hunan? Not this time. 👎 Have you been here? What was your favorite Dish??? Like, Share, Follow — BaldWhiteGuyReviews If you laughed, cried, or felt personally attacked“
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“5* - wow.
Service great - really kind people and you feel really welcomed.
Sushi - wow. 10/10. Salmon avocado roll top. Sizes on a bigger end. Salmon wow, melting in the mouth.
Bowl - chicken with white rice and vegetables amazing.
Quality/price ratio incredible.“
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“We had a lovely dining experience. The food was excellent and served piping hot. We have always found Teak to be consistent. The waitress we had was very attentive and helpful with menu choices. My water glass was never empty. Teak is always a great dining option.“
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“Sea Bass seemed to have been frozen, watery with no flavor, service poor, (attutude) and we were 2 of 10 folks there. Pot stickers were very good, however presentation was sloppy and server kept forgetting our requests. Doubtful we will return. So disappointing as we used to love dining there. * Restrooms were dirty and dark... ?♀️“
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“Delicious, and very sweet teriyaki sauce. Loved the mad sauce with the chicken and veggie side dish. Portions are pretty big, large can easily be split between two people. Cant wait to come back, maybe you could open a location in Anderson Township next!“