No Fun Bar
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1709 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland
(503) 236-8067
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No Fun isn’t just a bar—it’s a bunker glowing in neon, alive with the hum of amps and the crackle of posters that feel like artifacts. You don’t stumble into it; you cross a threshold. The air carries sweat, whiskey, and the promise of something loud enough to shake loose the week. Bands hit the stage like it owes them rent, and the crowd pushes forward, not for chaos but for communion. If Portland is curated calm, No Fun is the release valve—proof that music still has...read full review
My band has played a few shows there. It’s fun, despite the name of the establishment.
My band recently played here. The sound guy was a pro. Bartender was rad, sandwich shop is amazing. I would definitely be back just as a customer some time! Cheers
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Hours
| Monday | 4 - 11PM |
| Tuesday | 4 - 11PM |
| Wednesday | 4PM - 1AM |
| Thursday | 4PM - 1AM |
| Friday | 4PM - 1AM |
| Saturday | 4PM - 1AM |
| Sunday | 4 - 11PM |
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The No Fun Bar stands out as a cornerstone of the live music scene, offering an unforgettable experience that goes beyond just a night out. This divey spot is a rather fun bar, especially when you can get Devil's Dill sandwiches next door, like the vegan seitan sandwich that’s to die for. The beer isn’t too pricey, with $4 cans of PBR, and drinks are well-priced. During happy hour, you get $1 off your sandwich with an order of a drink too.
The bar is known for its intimate and hip atmosphere, with a great sound system that makes every performance feel personal and engaging. It’s a smaller, more intimate bar/venue with a rock/grunge vibe, super chill and easygoing. The bartenders are incredible, ensuring everyone feels welcome with their quick, friendly service.
Whether you're here to enjoy live music, savor a drink, or just soak in the vibrant energy of the packed house, you're guaranteed a great time at this community hub for music lovers and artists alike. Parking is easy on the street or off the main thoroughfare, making it a low-key spot to unwind.