Schmizza Pub & Grub

628 NE Broadway, Portland
(503) 208-2339

Recent Reviews

Michelle Hall

The pizza would've been perfect had it been a bit warmer. Good flavor and love the crusty bit overall it was kinda cold. Really cool place to eat in, our table had Pez dispensers.

Toby Parsons

Got to say I'm getting tired of the passive aggressive lack of customer service. I bought two slices of pizza and I thought it was originally two for the price of one, my bad. but be that as it may, i wanted it to go. when I got in my car it was lukewarm too cold so I don't know who likes to eat a slice of pizza Luke warm, I prefer my pizza hot. I don't know I just give up I won't be eating at this place ever again. And just for your information it's Christmas time I'm low on funds which is not that out of the ordinary and this restaurant is still getting my money but they can't produce a product that's hot. They have an oven. so have at her Portland

Rook K.

This business has struggled for some time, even before the whole pandemic thing. It's been under new ownership for awhile now. Proudly proclaiming that it is a black owned business. I've tried to support it, I live just a few blocks away. But the service is too inconsistent. The prices are too inconsistent (and a bit high considering the neighborhood) and the hours are too inconsistent. So is the food. That is all. -SmokeyKorzeniowski

Joseph Khamis

I like how they have tried to revamp things in their. They had the music going and the games on the TV screens. Other than that I had a bad experience. The pizza by the slice has diminished to about a 3rd of the size it was before. I ordered 2 slices of pepperoni and it wasn't even close to one slice that they used to serve. The pizza was also cold and doughy. The service was terrible as well after the server dropped off the slices to the table she didn't check on us or look our direction to see if we needed anything. I tried getting eye contact woth her and even politely raised my hand to try to get her attention but gave up after about 15mins and walked up to the bar. There was only about 3 of us in the place... I was sitting at the table then there was 2-3 people at the bar the waitress kept talking too. I think they were her friends and she was distracted drinking with them on the job.I used to frequent this place pre pandemic but not now! Never again

Info RSK

Purchased the Don Ho pizza for the office but it was poorly cooked, soggy, the dough greasy (you couldn't taste it), no sauce and it was very dry; uneatable.This was not first time we had made a purchase from Pizza Schmizza but this is the first time we had something like this occur and we would like to notify people, not to throw away their money. Better to keep your money and not be disappointed, especially if you are working at an office and buying lunch for your team.Very disappointed and will never return.

Jacqulin Wayne

Great atmosphere, great drinks and great food. Great people too. Bartender was very nice. And a guy was giving $3 pizza cards to people. Will definitely be coming back.

G D.

Had a simple slice of "Pepperoni Pizza" and a Beer. The Pizza was fresh with good crispy pepperoni and the beer was refreshing.

Mark Johnson

I’ve lived in Lloyd Center for 9 years. This schmizza just underwent some changes and I love it.Pros :1.)Staff were super friendly and chill. They’re pretty much the only reason it’s not one star.2.) I also like the remodeling. The new art and vibe is so much better. The older place was a strange mix between sports bar, classy bar, and Chuck E. Cheese. Did not work.Cons :1.) I ordered a rustic pizza which says “baby red potatoes.” I got tater tots. I’ve ordered the rustic pie before and it comes with sliced red potatoes. This pizza tasted like stoner food you make at 3am. Not what I ordered.2.) No communication. If they told me they were out of potatoes, I would have simply ordered a different pizza and everything would be fine.3.) I waited over an hour in-store, they had to remake the pizza because the first crust was too thin. A new cook was being trained so I understand if mistakes were made, but they wouldn’t even give me a discount. Meanwhile I’m just drinking at the bar waiting forever. And when I got home, I found out they didn’t even make it correctly the second time. Boo

Rylan Shaeffer

Pizza was bomb. Had a veggie pizza with spinach, tomatoes and feta. Yum.Service was friendly and super nice. Easily a chill spot, I’ll be back for a slice and a beer!

Andrew W.

Pizza is pretty good and the prices are fair, but last time I was here I had to listen to the employees complain about how they hated working there the entire time I ate, but I came back today anyway and the doors are locked and the lights are off even though it's almost noon and they're supposed to be open. I'm not sure if they went out of business or if the employees just didn't care to show up or what?

Thomas Suckow

Walk in, was greeted and given menus and told they'd bring waters and get our order. 15 minutes later after watching them stare into space walked up to the bar and order and ask for water again.Pasta and schmeezy bread came first. Pasta was edible but nothing to write home about. The bread hadn't risen at all and the whole thing was a layering of browned bottom, raw dough, and cheese. Waited another 10-15 minutes for the pizza we ordered which was ok. They brought another schmeezy bread which was so visibly different than before because the bread rose. The whole thing was cool to the touch and one edge was still raw. I suspect the bread is stored frozen and designed to be thawed before cooking...$46 + tip. We won't be back.

Chelsee Ewell Marvin

My family loved it! Great pizza and cheesy bread. Very nice atmosphere as well. Definitely recommend!

S C.

I thought since it was under new ownership the food would be better but honestly it was the blandest food I've eaten as far as take out in YEARS!! The pasta was over cooked and falling apart and had no taste and there was literally just cold pineapple straight from the can still in the ring sh on top the pizza.. Wil not be ordering again from them again unless they change their way about their food.

Stephanie D.

Sweet bartender, passable pizza but c'mon....dry,stale bread slices in a box and calling them breadsticks? Gross. Do better.

Brisa Torres

Guy on the phone was too short tempered to be taking orders. My sister accidentally ordered from the wrong location and got yelled at when the pizza was ready with: “oh so you’re NOT gonna come here AND pay for it [hung up]* very passive aggressive gentleman screaming at a 13 y/o isn’t cool. It’s definitely my fault, I should’ve double checked but still was very unprofessional about the entire situation. I get it’s New Years and it’s stressful with all the orders but the day will pass and it’s not worth catching an attitude.

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