Sissy's Beverage Emporium

Visiting Portland from New England. Best smoothie bowl I’ve ever had!!! Generous portions and lovely service, really cool food truck! Fresh organic juices made to order and high quality espresso. Honestly everything you could expect from a gourmet beverage emporium

best smoothies, super lucky that this is the closest smoothie cart in my neighborhood!!
we visit multiple days per week!!

The naughty chai was amazing, and the lady running the show was simply delightful

This place is amazing! I always love the smoothies. I hope they open again soon, I regret not leaving a review and expressing my appreciation sooner! Hope all is well and hope to see you again soon!

Good drinks, but terrible, rude service. I regret tipping before finding out the barista treats customers with contempt. Ive had bad service here more than once, but lately it has become hostile. Wont be going back until they have new staff.

Food: 4

Service: 1

I’ve been here a few times. Specialty coffees drinks, smoothies, bowls - all good, you can’t go wrong. Friendly service can be hit or miss depending on who’s working.

The cutest and friendliest spot🥹 every single thing I've had is delicious(and I've had just about everything on the menu)
Thank you for the consistency sissy's!!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Came here earlier today and it was so good!

We got an americano and a cowboy matcha. The matcha was especially delicious and very high quality. Perfect balance of flavors and I would gladly get it again! Lots of other really unique drink options if you’re feeling like something a little more original, but they also have most of the classics if you want something more familiar.

Service was very kind, welcoming and skilled. I really appreciated the recommendation. Prices are very reasonable for what you get.

I will absolutely be back and am eager to try their bowls and smoothies. Highly recommended!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Love their juices, and always great, friendly service! The Sassy is my favorite.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

This cart always has the best drinks and the vibes are amazing. Not to mention all the food and drinks have clever names! Unfortunately today my partner and I had a sub par experience with the barista there. We had tipped before she took our order, because she was very busy and we saw how hard she was working. After ordering our drinks, we begin to walk away and she loudly made a snide comment about us not tipping. After receiving our drinks (after everyone else who was behind us in line) I reassured her that we did in fact tip. She didn’t even bother to apologize. “Thats great, okay” is all I got. I’ve always loved coming to the carts here and I’m really disappointed to have this experience. I’m not sure if she was just having a hard day, but I hope her day gets better.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 2

Yummy ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Smoothie Bowl

Smoothie!

Atmosphere: 5

Just what the doctor ordered.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The signature drinks though. ?

I've only ever had coffee here, but my partner gets the smoothies, and we both love everything. The NoPo Mocha is a revelation. Also, the milk isn't steamed within an inch of its life, so your hand won't immediately fuse to the cup - it'll just be perfectly ready to drink.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5