Sparky's Pizza: Portland - Lombard

No sauce, very doughy. No flavor. Terrible choice.

1$ pizza slices after 8:30pm

Parking: Tiniest parking lot ever!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Slice of Pizza

They only had pizza ?

Parking: Plenty of spots for everyone!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

An above-average regular (non-Artisan) pizza. We will definitely return.

However -- as with almost all pizza in this city, it is overpriced.

What is with the $30 pizzas in Portland? As a Neapolitan paisano that grew up on NYC pizza, I gotta say -- pizza is just NOT a $30 item. "Not approved!"

Completely mediocre. Bland, greasy af pizza with no flavor, no indoor seating of any kind, and a godawful parking lot full of bumps, potholes, and no actually lines.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Good shi

Pizza is fine. A good value for $18-$23. $30+ quality, it is not.

This place had great slices!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good east coast style pizza
Update: forget about parking there. It's atrocious. Now there's no tables in the place either. I'm not sure what happened here, but the quality of the pizza has gone way downhill.

Been spending my money here since 2008. Most these kids they hire have the attitude of in-convince. As if I’m bother them ordering food. But this time it’s special. They shut down the bay room for customers.
First you remove the tables. Then shut the bathroom down.
Just go home and let another employee take over that cares about customer service and appreciates the money we spend there.
I’m sure the owner would appreciate you.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 5

Service: 1

Amazing slices, but nowhere to sit inside to wait.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 5

Service: 5

I've eaten at Sparkys in the past and enjoyed dining in. They have removed all the tables, and the servers were brash when explaining why they didn't have them. Parking is terrible!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 4

Service: 1

I never ate here but im dropping 5 stars because a pizza place being right next to a dispensary is a top tier marketing strategy, will definitely try when i get the chance

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

They have a happy hour starting at 8:00. That is wonderful. However, the staff can be a little rude. You would think they would be happy to have a paycheck!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 3

It's okay. Since they were bought from the original owner, it's kinda taken a step back. Not so much in the food, that was always so/so, but this location just feels like it's too big now. They took out all the tables and just left a standing only rack that has one pepper shaker on it. I do miss being and to sit in there and read the Willamette Weekly while enjoying a slice.

Seems like they should push it the whole way and make the entrance door the pickup window.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 4