Two Robbers Fishtown

10/10! Great happy hour, awesome service, beautiful space.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

This was a really nice place to go to got good food and drinks. We were served by Chikana (hope that is the correct spelling) and she was attentive and very hospitable to our small party of 3.

There isn't a big variety of food available but the burgers and fish sandwich hit the spot. The fires were seasoned well and the drinks were awesome.

We even received a complimentary appetizer for a small misunderstanding that really wasn't anyone's fault. That just shows that they had really good service.

If you haven't been you need to go!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Guess they call it robbers since they rob the burger of its size. Literally went to Joe’s down the street right after eating here since the food felt like a snack. Can tell the buns are cheap and there was not a whole lot of topping on the burger.

Great restaurant

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Honestly a cute spot! The Caesar salad is a MUST—absolutely loaded with cheese and the little crumbly croutons in every bite are 🤌🏼.

The burger, though… kinda disappointing. Not bad at all, just very average. Based on the photos (it looked SO good), I was expecting way more for the price point. Definitely didn’t live up to the hype.

Overall, a decent place, but not really worth the price.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

I went for the first time this evening for happy hour with my sister. Shekinah was our server and she was attentive, friendly and gave outstanding recommendations. The fries ya'll. The fries. You MUST have the fries. Martinis were delicious!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Two Robbers Smash Burger, Fries

Great service everything else was unfortunately lacking I suppose we all have off days but does match up with things I’ve heard before trying this place for myself. Sadly an overpriced gentrified hipster hotspot with nothing unique about it.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 5

Two Robbers was the highly anticipated third date, with the artist that sparked my own creativity. This was big- it’s the date that confirms there’s connection and takes things out of the bar scene… to the bedroom, or at least a second location.

And while the smash style burger was good- it left a lot of imagination and a yearning for more substance. Metaphor? Perhaps. The delivery was creative- arriving on a metal cafeteria style tray, cut in half as requested, with the most delicious fries and a spicy dipping sauce. Kinda like the delivery of the dreaded “I’m just not ready” convo, over a bucket of seltzer cans. Not ready? For this? (Draws hands up and down body as I’m spicy myself no sauce needed). The cheese to meat to bun ratio was ok, I’d prefer a nicer bun but given the locale and prices it would have been too much. Even the most thinly sliced raw onions were a nice touch. I should have enjoyed them more and not picked some off since there wasn’t a full blown make-out session on the agenda.

And while the convo should have been uncomfortable- like the ridiculous metal low back barstools we sat on, it wasn’t. It was genuine, it was honest, there were laughs, there’s no animosity. Is this what healthy dating and maturity is?!? Sometimes timing just doesn’t work. Sometimes a man turning 41 wants to wait and see what else is out there. Sometimes I can be a lot. Sometimes a third date 1/2 burger is where things end.

Speaking of ending: walking to my car with the most sweet and extra-carbonated fountain Coke to go, with a bendy purple straw made sense. The perfect ending to a nice rejection, because how much more childish could one night/man/date be?

Would I date it? No.
Would I go back for the fries? Every time.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 5

The atmosphere is desirable. Very spacious! The restaurant was limited on drinks, more vodka cocktails than anything. The burgers were decent, great charred flavor. The service was decent, we got our food in record time. The folks next to us however, they waited over 30 minutes only to find out the cooks “lost their ticket”. I hope it was fixed for them!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Double smash burger and a beer solid combo . Great flavor even got proper fries
House sauce is chill and not to much. Workers are solid and good laughs

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Burgers were amazing. Had a great time. 6 stars

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

This place rocks.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

It's a chill place. They smash burger is really good.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Simply the best cocktail i had all holiday! Great service. Bar man was amazing and super friendly. Cheese curds were to die for. Lovely vibe in Fishtown.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Shakana was most definitely awesome. I cant tell you how many times she checked on us. Food was excellent as well. Came back looking for her the next day. Definitely enjoyed everything about her and our food.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5