“Listen. I don’t write reviews. I barely have the energy to exist right now.
But Time Traveler’s Cafe in Saegertown? They deserve this.
After spending months in a committed, toxic relationship with hyperemesis gravidarum (0/10, do not recommend), I have finally found something my body doesn’t immediately reject like a bad ex… and it’s their carrot cake latte.
Yes. CARROT. CAKE. LATTE.
Is there caffeine?
Sure.
Do people have opinions about that during pregnancy?
Also sure.
But respectfully… I could not keep water down for months, so if this magical little cup of joy is what’s keeping me semi-functional and not living on the bathroom floor, then we’re just going to let me have this.
This latte?
It tastes like fall, comfort, and emotional stability—which is more than I can say for literally anything else lately.
And the café itself? Cozy, cute, and clearly run by people who understand that sometimes what someone really needs is a drink that makes them feel like a human again.
So anyway, 10/10.
Would time travel back just to drink it again.
Would fight someone over it if necessary.
If you see me there… mind your business. I’m healing.“
“Listen. I don’t write reviews. I barely have the energy to exist right now. But Time Traveler’s Cafe in Saegertown? They deserve this. After spending months in a committed, toxic relationship with hyperemesis gravidarum (0/10, do not recommend), I have finally found something my body doesn’t immediately reject like a bad ex… and it’s their carrot cake latte. Yes. CARROT. CAKE. LATTE. Is there caffeine? Sure. Do people have opinions about that during pregnancy? Also sure. But respectfully… I could not keep water down for months, so if this magical little cup of joy is what’s keeping me semi-functional and not living on the bathroom floor, then we’re just going to let me have this. This latte? It tastes like fall, comfort, and emotional stability—which is more than I can say for literally anything else lately. And the café itself? Cozy, cute, and clearly run by people who understand that sometimes what someone really needs is a drink that makes them feel like a human again. So anyway, 10/10. Would time travel back just to drink it again. Would fight someone over it if necessary. If you see me there… mind your business. I’m healing.“