Not sure we will visit again, waiter was funny, food was not good.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 3
Destiny Luke
We had such a great experience! Felica was our waiter and she did such an AMAZING job! She made our experience so much better!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Morgan Hammons
We had a great time here! My son and his friend had the best time. They did not want to leave! The service was excatly what it should be. Our waitor had his hands full with these two. The food was just average but you really go for the experience and they definitely delivered on that!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
destiny alizae
This place was great! staff was amazing and very funny!! G was so sweet and had great conversation, def would be back!! Keep it up G and staff
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Paula Chapman
We love coming to Dick’s, but this visit was atrocious. First off, there’s no AC, and it’s hotter than a forgotten pot of collard greens in here. Then we find out they’re out of paper, so we can’t even get hats. Instead, they taped a little scrap of paper to my shoulder and called it a hat. Really? For these outrageous menu prices, we can’t even get what we came for? Total letdown.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 5
Dyan Fisher
We loaded up the car and drove FOUR HOURS for what we thought would be a fun, wild first-time experience at Dick’s. Instead we walked into what felt like the inside of a hairdryer.
The place was packed with little fans scattered around, doing absolutely nothing but circulating the same stale, swampy air. No working AC. In Texas. In AUGUST. That’s not just uncomfortable, it’s borderline dangerous. Sitting in that oven of a restaurant sweating through our clothes while trying to pretend we were having a good time was miserable.
By the time our food arrived, delivered by a poor server absolutely drenched in sweat, it was hard to feel anything but grossed out. It was unappetizing, to say the least.
We couldn’t focus on the food, we couldn’t enjoy the atmosphere, and we definitely weren’t laughing. Our entire visit was overshadowed by the suffocating heat.
For a place known for “bringing the heat” with their attitude, maybe start by bringing actual air conditioning.
Mark Young
You are here for the insults which are suggestive but not mean. Fun and an event.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Ralph Tyler
Pretty good and loved the sauce
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Joe Neuschwander
Truly a uniquely rude experience! Definitely a must.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Fry'd Shrimpies
Buster Destroyer
Food and service were awesome, would prefer to sweat from spicy food not a hot restaurant! Honestly concerned a staff member will suffer a heat stroke in there. This is Texas, get that AC fixed.
I really wanted to enjoy my visit to Dicks Last Resort, the food had potential and the staff were friendly. However, the lack of air conditioning made it incredibly uncomfortable inside. It was hard to focus on the meal when the heat was overwhelming. I understand things happen, but it definitely impacted the overall experience. I hope this is something that can be addressed, because the food deserves to be enjoyed in a more pleasant atmosphere.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 5
Service: 5
alyssa rodriguez
Best Friday night out!!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Michael Preiss
A Perfect Disaster
If you’re looking for the ultimate experience in neglect, chaos, and overpriced disappointment—look no further. This place nails it.
The staff? Incredibly rude. You’ll be lucky if they even acknowledge your existence. It’s almost an art form how well they ignore their guests. The interior design? A stunning example of how not to furnish a restaurant. Think thrift-store leftovers with a splash of confusion.
And the noise level? Astounding. It’s so loud, you’ll forget you’re at dinner and think you’re at a train station during rush hour.
Prices are absurdly high—but honestly, that’s part of the charm. Every part of the experience fits together so well in its dysfunction that it becomes… perfect.
This is exactly why people come here. You don’t visit for comfort or good service—you come for the masterpiece of misery. And on that front, it delivers flawlessly.
Highly recommended.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
tolikz05
Always great and fun! Been going there with parties for years.! Always fun!
Not sure we will visit again, waiter was funny, food was not good.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 3
We had such a great experience! Felica was our waiter and she did such an AMAZING job! She made our experience so much better!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
We had a great time here! My son and his friend had the best time. They did not want to leave! The service was excatly what it should be. Our waitor had his hands full with these two. The food was just average but you really go for the experience and they definitely delivered on that!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
This place was great! staff was amazing and very funny!! G was so sweet and had great conversation, def would be back!! Keep it up G and staff
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
We love coming to Dick’s, but this visit was atrocious. First off, there’s no AC, and it’s hotter than a forgotten pot of collard greens in here. Then we find out they’re out of paper, so we can’t even get hats. Instead, they taped a little scrap of paper to my shoulder and called it a hat. Really? For these outrageous menu prices, we can’t even get what we came for? Total letdown.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 5
We loaded up the car and drove FOUR HOURS for what we thought would be a fun, wild first-time experience at Dick’s. Instead we walked into what felt like the inside of a hairdryer.
The place was packed with little fans scattered around, doing absolutely nothing but circulating the same stale, swampy air. No working AC. In Texas. In AUGUST. That’s not just uncomfortable, it’s borderline dangerous. Sitting in that oven of a restaurant sweating through our clothes while trying to pretend we were having a good time was miserable.
By the time our food arrived, delivered by a poor server absolutely drenched in sweat, it was hard to feel anything but grossed out. It was unappetizing, to say the least.
We couldn’t focus on the food, we couldn’t enjoy the atmosphere, and we definitely weren’t laughing. Our entire visit was overshadowed by the suffocating heat.
For a place known for “bringing the heat” with their attitude, maybe start by bringing actual air conditioning.
You are here for the insults which are suggestive but not mean. Fun and an event.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Pretty good and loved the sauce
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Truly a uniquely rude experience! Definitely a must.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Fry'd Shrimpies
Food and service were awesome, would prefer to sweat from spicy food not a hot restaurant! Honestly concerned a staff member will suffer a heat stroke in there. This is Texas, get that AC fixed.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
I really wanted to enjoy my visit to Dicks Last Resort, the food had potential and the staff were friendly. However, the lack of air conditioning made it incredibly uncomfortable inside. It was hard to focus on the meal when the heat was overwhelming. I understand things happen, but it definitely impacted the overall experience. I hope this is something that can be addressed, because the food deserves to be enjoyed in a more pleasant atmosphere.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 5
Service: 5
Best Friday night out!!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
A Perfect Disaster
If you’re looking for the ultimate experience in neglect, chaos, and overpriced disappointment—look no further. This place nails it.
The staff? Incredibly rude. You’ll be lucky if they even acknowledge your existence. It’s almost an art form how well they ignore their guests. The interior design? A stunning example of how not to furnish a restaurant. Think thrift-store leftovers with a splash of confusion.
And the noise level? Astounding. It’s so loud, you’ll forget you’re at dinner and think you’re at a train station during rush hour.
Prices are absurdly high—but honestly, that’s part of the charm. Every part of the experience fits together so well in its dysfunction that it becomes… perfect.
This is exactly why people come here. You don’t visit for comfort or good service—you come for the masterpiece of misery. And on that front, it delivers flawlessly.
Highly recommended.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Always great and fun! Been going there with parties for years.! Always fun!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chicken Wings, Wings
Our waitress had fun with these boys..and girl!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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