2 Phat Bastard Pies

606 Dennis St, Houston
(832) 779-2020

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4 Piece Chicken Samosa
Spinach \u0026 Paneer
Inside of Pepper Steak
Vegetarian Samosa 4
Chicken Mushroom Pie
Spinach Paneer Pie
Chicken Curry Pie
Steak and Mushroom
Steak Pepper Pie
Chicken Samosa 4

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Drinks
Coke
Stoney Gingerbeer
Sparkling Water
Sprite
Diet Coke
Brisk Ice Tea
Orange
Bottled Water

Featured items
Lamb Curry Pie
A delicate blend of tender, juicy lamb cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true delicacy.
Steak Pepper Pie
Fiery peppered steak cubes in a delicious savory gravy, enclosed in flakey layers of crispy baked pastry. This pie is tasty on pastry and mighty on meat.
Chicken Mushroom Pie
Dreamy bits of mushroom sprinkled over juicy chicken cubes and simmered in the creamiest white pepper and herb sauce, enclosed in flaky layers of crispy fresh baked pastry.
Chicken Curry Pie
Tender juicy chicken cubes tossed in our irresistible spicy curry sauce, enclosed in layers of flaky fresh baked pastry. This pie will have your taste buds singing !
Spinach Paneer Pie
A traditional creamy mix of spinach and paneer flavored with Indian spices and enclosed in flaky layers of fresh baked pastry.

Pies
Steak Pepper Pie
Fiery peppered steak cubes in a delicious savory gravy, enclosed in flakey layers of crispy baked pastry. This pie is tasty on pastry and mighty on meat.
Lamb Curry Pie
A delicate blend of tender, juicy lamb cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true delicacy.
Chicken Mushroom Pie
Dreamy bits of mushroom sprinkled over juicy chicken cubes and simmered in the creamiest white pepper and herb sauce, enclosed in flaky layers of crispy fresh baked pastry.
Chicken Curry Pie
Tender juicy chicken cubes tossed in our irresistible spicy curry sauce, enclosed in layers of flaky fresh baked pastry. This pie will have your taste buds singing !
Spinach Paneer Pie
A traditional creamy mix of spinach and paneer flavored with Indian spices and enclosed in flaky layers of fresh baked pastry.
Steak n Mushroom
A delicate blend of tender, juicy beef cubes, authentic Indian spices, and peppered herbs bundled in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is a true masterpiece.
Lamb Pepper Pie
Fiery peppered lamb cubes smothered in delicious, warm homemade gravy and enclosed in flakey layers of crispy, fresh-baked pastry. This pie is tasty on pastry & mighty on meat.
Vegetarian Pie
A hearty blend of potatoes, peas and carrots sautéed in a house special blend of Indian spices.
Chicken Jalapeno Pie
Mean green jalapeños added to juicy tender chicken cubes simmered in our signature creamy white pepper and herb sauce, wrapped in golden layers of fresh baked pastry. Get ready to host a dreamy creamy picante party in your mouth.

Sides
Chicken Samosa (4)
Fries
Vegetarian Samosa (4)

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Recent Reviews

literally, the best pot pie that I’ve had Ever! flavors are amazing. It was super fresh. You gotta get the lamb pot pie and the vegetable samosas hands-down some of the best samosas I have yet tasted.
October 2025
As a South African that misses a good pie, this place is exceptional! They were happy to fill my large order of frozen pies - so I can bake them at home throughout the week. If you haven't tried a good meat pie, I emplore you to give it a try, especially the lamb curry. I also appreciate that all the meat is halal - 5 stars all 'round!
August 2025
The Post already has a great atmosphere, but this business really has the flavor!
Got the steak and mushroom pie and it was delicious. It’s very hard to find pie shops in my area and was so happy to find this place on my vacation.
August 2025

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2 Phat Bastard Pies

606 Dennis St, Houston, TX 77006
(832) 779-2020