Cranky Carrot Juice Co.

712 Main St, Houston
(832) 916-9734

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Lemon Ricotta Toast
Pitaya Power
Gut Rescue
Recharge
Vitality
Wellness
Refresh
Revive
Juice
Glow

Cold-Pressed Juice
Revive Juice
Beet, carrot, green apple, lemon, ginger, and coconut water.
Hydrate Juice
Watermelon, pineapple, kiwi, lemon, and alkaline water.
Detox Me Juice
Lemon, ginger, apple, coconut-activated charcoal, cayenne pepper, and alkaline water.
Fix My Life Juice
Celery, cucumber, green apple, ginger, and lemon.
Fuel Up Juice
Apple, cucumber, spinach, celery, kale, lemon, ginger, and moringa leaf.
Glow Juice
Carrot, orange, green apple, ginger, turmeric, and chia seeds.
Sunrise Juice
Orange, black pepper, turmeric

Cold-Pressed Shots
Gut Rescue Shot
Red cabbage, apple, ginger, apple cider vinegar, and lemon.
Wellness Shot
Pineapple, ginger, turmeric, lemon, coconut water, and cayenne pepper.
Vitality Shot
Carrot, ginger, turmeric, black maca root, and lemon.

Superfood Smoothies
Berry Beauty Smoothie
House-made almond mylk, banana, strawberry, acai, guarana, blueberry, and epic protein pro-collagen.
Pitaya Power Smoothie
House-made almond mylk, banana, strawberry, dragon fruit, and epic protein vanilla lucuma.
Recharge Smoothie
Pineapple, banana, mango, spinach, kale, coconut, and coconut water.
Cafe con Hielo Smoothie
House-made almond mylk, dates, banana, almond butter, three keys coffee, cacao nibs, and adaptogenic mushrooms.
Digestivo Smoothie
Papaya, mango, coconut, blue spirulina, ginger, house-made sea moss gel, and lime.
Maca Magic Smoothie
House-Made Almond Mylk, Banana, Strawberry, Dates, Coconut Cream, Chia Seeds, Hemp Seeds, Flax Seeds, Maca Root
Tropical Matcha Smoothie
Pineapple, Banana, Mango, Spinach, Kale, Coconut, House-Made Almond Mylk, Moringa Leaf, Matcha Protein
Heart Beet Smoothie
Cold-pressed beet, carrot, ginger, apple and lemon juice blended with coconut, mango, blueberry, strawberry.

Smoothie Bowls
Acai Paradise Bowl
Blended Acai, Strawberry, Banana and House-Made Almond Mylk; topped with Blueberry, Strawberry, Brownie Cereal, Cacao Nibs & Local Honey
Build Your Own Bowl
Choice between Acai or Dragon Fruit base with five toppings of your choice
Island Vibes Bowl
Blended Dragon Fruit, Banana and House-Made Almond Mylk; topped with Kiwi, Pineapple, House-Made Granola, Coconut Oil, Coconut Shreds & Chia Seeds

Wraps
Firecracker Chicken Wrap
Local, pasture-raised chicken thighs, house-made firecracker sauce, spinach, shredded red cabbage, bell pepper, shredded carrots, cucumber and beet hummus wrapped in a flour tortilla and served with a side watermelon feta salad.
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Local, pasture-raised chicken thighs, buffalo sauce, feta, spinach, shredded red cabbage and shredded carrots wrapped in a flour tortilla served with a watermelon feta salad.
Firecracker Veggie Wrap
Avocado, pineapple, shredded red cabbage, bell pepper, shredded carrots, cucumber and beet hummus drizzled wrapped in a flour tortilla served with house-made firecracker sauce and a side watermelon feta salad.
Green Goddess Chicken Wrap
Local, pasture-raised chicken thighs tossed in our house-made green goddess dressing, spinach, tomatoes, pickled onion, and local, pasture-raised bacon wrapped in a flour tortilla served with a watermelon feta salad.

Toast
Lemon Ricotta Toast
Two slices of local sourdough topped with organic grass-fed ricotta, lemon zest, hass avocado, hot honey, local microgreens, and everything bagel seasoning.
Beet Hummus Toast
Two slices of local sourdough topped with house-made beet hummus, hass avocado, local radishes, local microgreens, local cherry tomatoes, organic feta cheese, everything bagel seasoning, and balsamic glaze.
OG Avocado Toast
Two slices of local sourdough topped with toum, hass avocado, house pickled red onions, local cherry tomatoes, local microgreens, organic feta, everything bagel seasoning, and choice of balsamic glaze or sriracha.
Probiotic Cucumber Toast
Two slices of local sourdough topped with probiotic cream cheese, hass avocado, sweet peppers, cucumber, pumpkin seeds, hot honey, everything bagel seasoning, local microgreens.

Bites
Mags Munchies
Locally-made protein bars made with a base of oats, chia seeds and protein powder.
Banana Buckwheat Protein Waffles
House-made banana and buckwheat waffles with vanilla protein and almond butter. Get it Sweet: topped with maple syrup, berries, chia seeds, cacao nibs, coconut cream, coconut shreds and local bee pollen. Get it Savory: topped with maple syrup, sriracha, pasture-raised local eggs, cherry tomatoes, everything bagel seasoning and local microgreens.
Watermelon Feta Salad
Watermelon tossed in lime juice, Tajin and Himalayan pink salt topped with organic feta and local microgreens.
Chia Seed Pudding Parfait
Chia seeds soaked in house-made almond mylk with vanilla and maple syrup topped with fresh fruit, local bee pollen, cacao nibs, local honey and coconut shreds
Greek Yogurt Parfait
Organic plain Greek yogurt topped with cacao nibs, house-made granola, two fruit of your choice, local honey, coconut shreds and local bee pollen.
Fruit Cup
Assorted fresh fruit

Almond Mylk Lattes
Cafe con Leche Mylk
Almonds, dates, maple syrup, vanilla, three keys coffee, and pink Himalayan salt.

Kombucha
Watermelon, Pineapple, Ginger Kombucha
32oz Bring your glass bottle back into the store and receive $3 off
Magic Melon Kombucha
Honeydew, cucumber, pineapple, lemon, blue spirulina 32oz Bring your glass bottle back into the store and receive $3 off
Raspberry, Apple, Ginger Kombucha
32oz Bring your glass bottle back into the store and receive $3 off
Pineapple Turmeric Kombucha
32oz Bring your glass bottle back into the store and receive $3 off
Ginger, Cayenne, Apple Kombucha
32oz Bring your glass bottle back into the store and receive $3 off

Pantry
Fredy's Bone Broth
House-made bone broth made from grass-fed, local beef bones simmered with adobo, ginger, turmeric, garlic, bay leaf, carrots, celery, onion, oregano, lemon and Himalayan salt. Single warm cup or canned in a 32oz mason jar.
Sea Moss Gel
House-made sea moss gel with bladderwrack and lime juice. It comes frozen in an 8oz jar. Please use within two weeks of thawing out. Our purple sea moss is sourced from East Africa's Swahili Coast.

Bundles
Six Juices
Mix and Match 6 cold-pressed juices or mylks.

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Recent Reviews

Superfood/health nut junkies on the go this is your new downtown Houston source! Awesome menu, friendly staff, pricy but worth it dot com. Most notably the fermented almonds, unique/delicious protein bars, loaded toast creations, and powerhouse smoothies keep me coming back! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
July 2025
giving the food 3 stars overall - we got the buffalo chicken and firecracker wraps and they were good but we probably wouldn’t get them again for $17 each. I got the matcha smoothie and my friend got the island vibes bowl. The kiwi in her bowl and the smoothie just lacked flavor. Service was fine it was just really slow considering were were the only people ordering on a Sunday afternoon. I would recommend other people try this place out for themselves but I probably wouldn’t...
June 2025
The avocado toast was very rich and succulent. I’ve tried avocado toast in different restaurants across different countries, and this one is the best. The ingredients were fresh, and to top it off, The customer service was lovely. Don’t hesitate to give this place a try.
May 2025

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Cranky Carrot Juice Co.

712 Main St, Houston, TX 77002
(832) 916-9734