La chingada Mexican Cuisine
13388 Northwest Fwy, Houston
(281) 888-7808
Customers' Favorites
Tacos Y Quesabirria Pero Muy Amargo El Chile de la Salsa
Gorrita de Chicharrón Prensado
Black Bean and Salsa and Chips
Barbacoa En Hoja de Platano
Chilaquiles Con Arrachera
Chicken or Beef Enchiladas
Bisteces En Chile Pasilla
Queso Fundido Poblano
Enchilada Queso Fresco
Chips Salsa and Beans
Bebidas
Bottled Water
Cafe De Olla
Champurrado
Coffee
Cucumber-Lime
Horchata
Iced Tea
Jamaica
Jarritos
Joya
Mexican Coke
Orange Juice
Sangria De Frutas
Sangria De Frutas Jarra De 48.oz
Topo Chico
Breakfast
3 Pancakes
American Breakfast
Breakfast Burrito
Breakfast Special
Chicken & Waffles
Chuleta Ranchera con Huevos
Fruit Salad
Huevos a la Mexicana Plate
Huevos al Gusto
Huevos con Jamon Plato
Huevos Divorciados
Huevos Nopales Plate
Huevos Rancheros
Kids Breakfast Plate
Menudo
Migas
Molletes
Omelet
Sausage a la Mexicana
Sincronizada
Taco Chicha Verde
Taco Chorizo Egg
Taco Chorizo y Papa no egg
Taco frijol y queso
Taco huevo y frijol
Taco Jamon huevo
Taco Mexicana Egg
Taco Nopal huevo
Taco Papa Huevo
Taco Picadillo Egg
Taco Sausage Egg
Taco Tocino huevo
Catering
Charros 32oz
Empanaditas 12pc
Flautas 12pc
Pico de gallo 32oz
refritos negros 50pl
Rice 1/2 tray
Rice 32oz
Rice 50pl
Rice 8ozx
Salsa Roja 8oz
Salsa Tomatillo 8oz
Salsa Verde 8oz
Chilaquiles la Chingada
Chilaq Arrachera
Chilaq Milanesa
Chilaq Pollo Desebrado
Chilaquiles Y Egg
Torta de Chilaquiles Loaded
Torta de Chilaquiles w Eggs
Del Mar
Huachinango Borracho
Mojarra Frita
Pescado y Camaron Frito
Salmon Caribeno
Taco Pescado
Desserts
Churros
Flan
Tres Leches
Basque Burnt Cheesecake
Dona de azucar
empanada arroz con leche
ice cream
Jelly- mozaico
Jelly-water
Tamal de dulce 1
Tamales de dulce 12pz
Fountain Drinks
Coke
Diet Coke
Dr Pepper
Lemonade
Orange Fanta
Sprite
Jugos
Beets Juice
Carrot Juice
Dhalia
Ginger
Grapefruit Juice
Green Juice
La Bugamvilia
Tropical
Kids Menu
Chicken tenders
Juliet Plate
Kids Breakfast
kids drink
La Chingada Parriladas
El Molcajete
Fajitas De Salmon
Parrilada De Camaron
Parrillada Beef (1)
Parrillada Beef for 2
Parrillada Chicken (1)
Parrillada Chicken for 2
Parrillada Mix for 2
Parrillada Mixta (1)
Lunch Specials
Enchiladas Lunch
L Enmoladas
L: 3 Flautas
L: Bistecs en Chile Pasilla
L: Chapultepec
L: El Angel
L: Pambazo
L: Verdolagas con Lomo de Cerdo
L. Burrito Mexicano
L. Enfrijoladas
L. Fajitas a la Mex
L. Pollo Ranchero
La Gringa Lunch
Lunch Tacos Divorciados
Torta con Papas lunch
Milkshakes
Milkshake
Milkshake Bana & straw
Milkshake banana
Milkshake chocolate
Milkshake Maple pecan
Milkshake Strawberry
Platillos
Quesabirria
Flautas Plate
Huarache
Milanesa Plate
Mole Poblano
Pescado Frito
Sirloin Steak
1/2 Barbacoa Hoja Platano
5 Taquitos Estilo DF
Barbacoa en Hoja de Platano
Bistec en Chile Pasilla
Burrito
Burrito MX Dinner
Caldo de Res
Camarones Enchilados
Camarones La Chingada
Cheese Burger
Chile Relleno
Chileajo de Puerco
Chuleta Ranchera
Cochinita Pibil Yucatan Style
Empanada Plate
Empanda de Chicharron Presado
Enchilada Queso Fresco
Enchiladas Holdox
Enchiladas Mozzarella
Enchiladas Rojas
Enchiladas Verde
Enmoladas De Pollo
Fajitas a la Mex Dinner
Fish Tacos Tuesday
Gordita
Gordita de chicharron Prensado
Huachinango a la Veracruzana
La Mexicana Quesa
Mexican Hamburger
Pastorcitos
Pollo Poblano
Pollo Ranchero Dinner
Torta con Papas Dinner
Tostadas de Pata de Puerco
Uxmal
Uxmal Tuesday
Valentine's Special
Verdolagas con Lomo de Cerdo
Platillos 2
Albóndiga
Caldo de Pescado
Camarones Empanizados
Chile en Nogada
Dinner Chapultepec
Dinner El Angel
Dinner Pambazo
Dinner Tacos Divorciados
Enchiladas Poblanas
Enfrijoladas Dinner
Fish Tacos
Gringa Plate Beef
Gringa Plate Camaron
Gringa Plate Chicken
Torta Fjita beef
Torta Milanesa Beef
Torta MIlanesa Chicken
Torta Pollo
Salads
Ensalada De Nopales
Grilled Chicken Salad
House Salad
La Señorita Salad
Side items
2 Eggs
Avocado Slices
Bacon
Cebolla
Chiles toreados
Cilantro
Cup consome birria res
French Fries
Limones
Michelada
Nopal entero Azado
Orden de Tortillas
Refried Beans
Salchichon al lado
Side crema
side of bacon
Side Of Chile Con Queso
Side Of Grilled Pineapple
Side Of Guacamole
Side Of Potatoes
side of salchichon
Side Queso Fresco
Small Charros
small consome birria res
small consome cabrito
small papas desayuno
Small rice
Starters
Ceviche Tulum
Chile Con Queso
Chile con Queso GL
Chile con Queso y Chorizo
Chile con Queso y Chorizo Grande
Chips & Salsa
Elotitos MX
Empanaditas
Fideo grande
Fideo small
Guacamole la Chingada
Nachos La Chingada
Queso Fundido Chorizo
Seafood Cocktail chico
Seafood Cocktail Grande
Sopa de Tortilla
Sopa de Tortilla Pollo
Sopesitos
Tamal MX
Tamale Oaxaqueno
Tostadas
Tacos
Taco Barbacoa
Taco Beef
Taco Chicken
Taco Pastor
Taco Picadillo
Taco Tinga
Vegetariano
Enchiladas Vegetarianas
Quesadilla Mex Veg
Taquitos Dorados
Tlacoyo
Weekends
Birria de Cabrito
Consome de Birria Chivo
Pozole
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Recent Reviews
This is my favorite place to eat and drink. The atmosphere is unmatched. Everyone is so friendly and work well together. Leslie is especially amazing! She is always attentive and has the best food recommendations. I always feel taken care of here
February 2026
Amazing, delicious food, generous portions, friendly, speedy and attentive service! What a wonderful surprise this place was! A good friend recommended this place and La Chingada did not disappoint! The very welcoming staff were absolutely fantastic! Highly recommended!
October 2025
We went on a Saturday afternoon and it wasn’t that busy. The food was sooooo good, so worth the drive.
Our server Oswaldo was so attentive and so kind! We will definitely be back!
Our server Oswaldo was so attentive and so kind! We will definitely be back!
October 2025
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