Joe Merchant's Coffee & Provisions + Starbucks

Such wonderful service & delicious coffee too! Special shoutout to Ashley for going above and beyond to deliver cake to our room after overhearing it was my birthday :) Truly such a kind and sweet surprise!

Service: 5

Reece was amazing! He made our Paris tea per special request! Even googled the ingredients and made it happen!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The staff here is always friendly and helpful! Special shoutouts to Tyler and Chloe for being so accommodating with my special orders!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The food and the service was excellent.I really appreciate it

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I have no complaints about this place. The coffee is always served quickly and tastes just as good as Starbucks. The service has been consistently efficient, making each visit enjoyable and hassle-free.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 4

I bought a sausage & egg English muffin that smells like old socks and tastes worse. I gave it a few minutes and a few more bites. Definitely the worst tasting sandwich I’ve ever had. The workers were nice. The space was really humid and unpleasant.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 4

Turkey croissant and Starbucks coffee were both great! Employees were nice and prompt with service. Weather was nice so we are outside near the lake.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Gross food. Absolutely terrible. This was the only restaurant I could find open on the grounds early in the morning, so I tried it, twice. Besides being ridiculously overpriced, the food is terrible. The first day, I did the breakfast “buffet.” Cold overcooked unseasoned eggs. The next day I thought it’d play it safe and purchase a pre-made yogurt parfait. Except it was clearly not made today, as the granola was now oatmeal. I was so embarrassed requesting a refund for the $15 parfait, but there’s no way I was going to eat that. The service the second day was better than the day prior, the first day was terrible. This place is only still open because they are the only thing open in the morning.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 1

I want to thank the waiter Camilo for his wonderful attention and cordiality, helping my mother since she cannot consume gluten, thank you for everything Camilo and in the summer I will return with my family and I hope to be served this

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

It's great and they serve very well, the service is excellent… 100% recommended!The girls who served us were very loving, delicious coffees and meals.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The service was great and the ham english muffin sandwich was the best!! Took it and my coffee and went and sat on the little beach. A delicious and peaceful breakfast!

Food: 5

Service: 5

When I went to Joe Merchant's, It had a warm, cozy feeling! It was really nice.I ordered a strawberry acai and it was delicious! The baristas were really nice,too! The food was really good, though! The environment was also amazing, I definitely recommend Joe Merchants to anyone in the Montgomery/Conroe area!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Strawberries

Cody assisted me in getting day passes for my visit. He was a pleasure to work with. He was very knowledgeable about the resort and would answer questions without hesitation. He was never overwhelmed and always gave his undivided attention. For those who visit and want to start off your trip right, go to him.

We had 7 problems with our day pass. 1) Nobody working the day pass line. There were several people in line waiting to get their day pass. Finally the person in front of the line asked the check in staff if they could help us. It took a half hour just to get our day pass. 2) They weren't allowing food to be ordered by the waitress at the pool, only drinks 3) only 1 waitress and 1 bartender, so drinks were really slow 4) the # system to indicate where you are sitting when you order food with a QR code wasn't working so the person who delivered our food, had a hard time finding us. 5) They allowed kids in the adult only area of the pool. 6) The big water slide was not working. 7) Towel station closed about 1:00 pm, therefore we couldn't get more towels or return the towels we had already checked out. We had to take our towels to the front desk. This day pass was EXPENSIVE! I would expect more out of the Margaritaville brand. One or two things going wrong or being short staffed is expected and reasonable, but to have 7 problems within just the 4 hours that we were there, it unacceptable. With that being said, the food was good, the waitress who was serving drinks was very nice and worked her butt off and the lazy river and infinity pool was very nice (when other patrons kicked the little kids out, ha).

Went to stay in the cabins. Cabins were ok. Air conditioning was adequate and room was ok. But the pool on the other hand was hot. The water was hot. Don’t know why but water was very warm. The facilities are not what you see on the website. They are all really there but a picture can’t describe what the grounds look like as well as what the status of the place is. Sub par experience we left early due to situation and attempted to contact front desk 3x, 4pm 6pm 8pm. No answer and never returned call. Was charged for extra day we didn’t stay no biggie not the hotels fault but I would never recommend this property due to the water park is dilapidated and inadequate. As far as enjoyment as a whole. Experience was 1 out of 10. Thanks