Holy Cow

2312 Mount Vernon Avenue, Alexandria
(703) 666-8616

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Popper Burger and Truffle Fries
Juicy Burger with Crispy Onions
Holy Pig 2 3-lb Happy Cow
Popper and Aioli Fries
Classic Hand-Cut Fries
Holy Cow Secret Sauce
Create Your Own Burger
Kids' Cheeseburger
Funnel Cake Fries
The Popper Burger

Menu

Featured items
Classic Hand-Cut Fries
fried in a Gluten-free fryer
Titan Tater Tots
Classic Delicious Fried Tater Tots
Onion Rings
Crispy, breaded deep-fried goodness.
Sweet Potato Fries
Waffle-cut sweet potatoes fried in a Gluten-free fryer. Served with marshmallow dipping sauce.
Classic Oreo
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
The Big Deal
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with a Fried Egg, Cheddar Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Applewood Bacon & Horseradish Aioli on a toasted Brioche Bun.
The Hot Mess
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Gouda, Bacon, Mac & Cheese, Crispy Onions and Sriracha Aioli on a toasted Brioche Bun.
The Sacre Bleu
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Brie, Caramelized Onions, Applewood Bacon & Truffle Honey on a toasted Brioche Bun.
Chocolate Chocolate
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
The "Hangover"
Angus Beef, topped with Cheddar Cheese, Fried Egg, Hash Brown Patty, Bacon and Hot Sauce Aioli, on a Toasted Brioche Bun.
Very Vanilla
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
The Popper
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Cream Cheese, Bacon, Fried Jalapeños, Chipotle Ketchup & Garlic Aioli on toasted Brioche Bun.
Strawberry
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Salted Caramel
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Chocolate Marshmallow
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order

Signature Burgers
The "Hangover"
Angus Beef, topped with Cheddar Cheese, Fried Egg, Hash Brown Patty, Bacon and Hot Sauce Aioli, on a Toasted Brioche Bun.
The Southern
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Pimento Cheese, a Fried Green Tomato & Cajun Remoulade on a toasted Potato Kaiser Roll
The Holy Pig
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Smoked Gouda, Pulled Pork, Cole Slaw, Crispy Onions & Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce on a toasted Potato Kaiser Roll.
The Popper
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Cream Cheese, Bacon, Fried Jalapeños, Chipotle Ketchup & Garlic Aioli on toasted Brioche Bun.
The Big Deal
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with a Fried Egg, Cheddar Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Applewood Bacon & Horseradish Aioli on a toasted Brioche Bun.
The Sacre Bleu
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Brie, Caramelized Onions, Applewood Bacon & Truffle Honey on a toasted Brioche Bun.
The Hot Mess
A natural Angus Beef Patty topped with Gouda, Bacon, Mac & Cheese, Crispy Onions and Sriracha Aioli on a toasted Brioche Bun.
Classic Chili Dog
Grilled 1/4 lb All-Beef Hot Dog topped with Smoked Beef Chili, Shredded Cheddar Cheese and Sautéed Onions on a Hot Dog bun.
START HERE! BUILD YOUR OWN BURGER
Go Simple or Go Big! click here to create your own Classic Custom Burger or Unique Sandwich.
Patty Melt
Angus Beef, topped with swiss, cheddar, carmelized onions, thousand Island on toasted wheat bread
Utensil Kit

Not "Burgers"
O.M.G. Fried Chicken Sandwich
Buttermilk-Marinated Fried Chicken, topped with Hot Sauce Aioli, Chipotle Honey, Pickles, Bibb Lettuce, on a Toasted Brioche Bun.
Dundalk Fish Fry
Fried Pollock topped with fresh Lettuce, American Cheese and Tartar Sauce, served on a toasted Brioche Bun.
Classic Chili Dog
Grilled 1/4 lb All-Beef Hot Dog topped with Smoked Beef Chili, Shredded Cheddar Cheese and Sautéed Onions on a Hot Dog bun.
Turkey Reuben
A grilled Turkey Burger topped with Swiss Cheese, Sauerkraut and Thousand Island Dressing. Served on a toasted Whole Wheat bun.
Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich
Classic Hot Chicken Sandwich Fried and dipped topped with Pickles on Toasted Brioche
The Ultimate Veggie Burger
A grilled Quinoa Veggie Patty topped with Caramelized Onions, Sliced Tomato, Lettuce & Chipotle Ketchup on a toasted Wheat Bun.
The Chicken Club Del Ray
Grilled Chicken Breast, topped with bacon cheddar, avocado, Garlic Aoili, lettuce, tomato on thick Texas Toast.
Tropic Tuna Thunder
Grilled Tuna, Pineapple Salsa, Avocado, Fried Jalapenos, Jerk Glaze on a Toasted Brioche Bun.
Montego Bay Jerk Chicken
Grilled Chicken Breast, Bacon, Pepper Jack Cheese, Pineapple Salsa, Crispy Onion, Jerk Glaze on a toasted Brioche Bun.

Fries & Sides
Classic Hand-Cut Fries
fried in a Gluten-free fryer
Sweet Potato Fries
Waffle-cut sweet potatoes fried in a Gluten-free fryer. Served with marshmallow dipping sauce.
Titan Tater Tots
Classic Delicious Fried Tater Tots
Onion Rings
Crispy, breaded deep-fried goodness.
Elvis-Style Fries
Classic hand-cut Fries topped with Beef Chili, Shredded Cheddar Cheese and Sriracha Aioli.
Funnel Cake Fries
Cajun Style Fries
fried in a Gluten-free fryer
Truffle Style Fries
fried in a Gluten-free fryer
Creamy Cole Slaw
Classic Pork Barrel BBQ Cole Slaw

Wings & Stuff
Wings - Korean Bulgogi
8 wings / bleu cheese / Smoked wings, lightly fried, then tossed in a Korean Bulgogi Sauce with toasted Sesame Seeds
Wings - BBQ DRY RUB
8 wings / bleu cheese / smoked and then lightly fried, tossed in our Pork Barrel BBQ dry rub
Wings - Bourbon Glaze
8 wings / bleu cheese / Smoked wings, lightly fried, then tossed in a bourbon glaze sauce
Wings - Honey Chipotle
8 wings / bleu cheese / Smoked wings, lightly fried, then tossed in a honey chipotle sauce
Smoked Chicken Wings - Mustard BBQ
8 wings / bleu cheese / Smoked wings, lightly fried, then tossed in Pork Barrel BBQ Mustard Sauce
Wings - Buffalo
8 wings / bleu cheese / smoked and then lightly fried, tossed in our house made buffalo sauce [medium heat]
Wings - Inferno
8 wings / bleu cheese / smoked and then lightly fried, tossed in our house made inferno habanero hot sauce [VERY HOT]
Wings - Sweet BBQ
8 wings / bleu cheese / smoked and then lightly fried, tossed in Pork Barrel BBQ Sweet Sauce

Kids Menu
Kids Burger
Kids Cheesburger
Kids Mac & Cheese
Kids Grilled Cheese
Kids Chicken Tenders
Kids Apple Juice
Kids Organic Milk

Milkshakes
Chocolate Chocolate
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Very Vanilla
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Chocolate Heath Bar Crunch
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Strawberry
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Classic Oreo
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Chocolate Marshmallow
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Salted Caramel
Hand Dipped, Frosty Cold made to order
Funnel Cake Fries

Dipping Sauces
Smoked Jalapeño Aioli
Honey Mustard
Chipotle Ranch
Garlic Aioli
Cajun Remoulade
Chipotle Ketchup
Horseradish Mayo
Old Bay Aioli
BBQ Sauce
Sriracha Aioli
Inferno Hot
Bourbon Glaze
Chiptotle Honey
Korean Glaze

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Recent Reviews

Always love the food here. Be sure not to overdue it with the add-ons or you could end up trying to eat a burger that you literally can't hold, WHICH IS STILL OK, just saying lol. I made those choices twice and my burger literally fell apart in my hands, but that was because of what I added to it. I still crushed it with a fork and knife. I def recommend this joint to everyone. Have never tried their shakes but someday, someday, I will.
September 2026
Honestly the food was beyond underwhelming. I would have rather eaten McDonald’s. The onion rings all fell apart leaving me a mess in my lap. They weren’t constructed well. The chili dog was lukewarm and the chili itself was tart. First time and more than likely last time. The milkshake was okay just a little thin.
August 2026
My wife and I tried this restaurant as I was craving a good burger. This place didn't disappoint.

The burger was served in a paper sleeve. Perfect, as the patties were juicy, secret sauce was plentiful, burger was piled high with toppings and cheese, and without the sleeve to hold it together, I'm not sure how I could have eaten it.

My wife had the Chicken Bacon Ranch Fries which were served in a to go container, delicious and...
July 2026

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Holy Cow

2312 Mount Vernon Avenue, Alexandria, VA 22301
(703) 666-8616