“Dear Waffle House,
Nothing makes me pull my truck over at 3am
like seeing those beautiful yellow squares in the sky
spelling out your name
But it’s not 3am and today I’m driving a Prius
So let’s get to business
I was told you are also in the beef business
And I stopped by to see if I was in any competitive danger
I walked up to the cash register
and ordered a t bone steak
Well done
A handful of jukebox songs later it was brought to me
Like something out of a movie
A good movie? Well, I didn’t say that
But just like a movie, it was something I’ll probably soon forget.
I’m sorry to share this with you,
But thankfully my beef business is safe for now,
Waffle House, your steak barely has what it takes
(But 5 stars for the atmosphere)“
“Excellent customer service this evening. I don't like my hash browns super crispy so after I got my food I just casually mentioned that to the friends I was dining with. The cook overheard me and offered to remake it. It was the first time I had their chicken melt bowl and it was absolutely delicious. It's my new go to order at Waffle House after eating the same thing there for 35 years.“