Bastard Pies
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Bastard Pies Reviews
81 ratings
It doesn’t stay on the plate long! The best Pizza money can buy.
I have never had a better pizza. The toppings are such high quality and the dough is simply perfect. Genuinely the best!
The best pizza I have ever had hands down.
Bastard Pies offers a delightful dining experience with its thoughtfully crafted pizzas featuring a variety of creative toppings, such as the Texas Walker and the Joe vs the Volcano. The staff is praised for their friendliness, and the crust is noted as being perfect, thin, crispy, and not too chewy. Customers highly recommend the Honey Boo Boo pizza, a vegan cheese option with mini curled pepperonis, candied bacon, and hot honey, as well as the Joe vs the Volcano. The flavors are described as astounding, deeply rich, and perfectly complementary. The red sauce on the cheese pizza is also praised. Seating is available outside and within the food hall, and customers suggest ordering ahead or exploring the nearby shops if time allows. The old bay fries are also a crowd-pleaser, with one customer describing them as the best fries they’ve ever had.