McMenamins on the Columbia

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Small Cajun Tots Small McMenamins Fries

Black & Tan Brownie Sundae - Whole

Black & Tan Brownie Sundae

Smoke on Water Shrimp Pasta

Ale-Battered Fish and Chips

Ragin' Cajun Ahi Soft Tacos

Cheeseburger Slider Trio

Lighthouse Clam Chowder

Half Pub Green Salad

Jamaican Rice Bowl

Cheeseburger Slider Trio $14.00

Most Awesome French Onion seasoning, American cheese, Mystic 18 sauce, Hawaiian roll.
Soft Pretzel Sticks $15.00

Cheese & ale fondue.
Scooby Snacks $15.00

Mini corn dogs served with Portlandia yellow mustard & ketchup. Zoinks!
Cajun Tots $12.25

Peppercorn ranch.
Side Garlic Bread, Full $5.25
Truffle Fries $15.00

Black garlic aioli.
Side Garlic Bread, Half $3.50
Good Honest Soup - Cup $8.50

Scratch made daily with saltines.
Tots $12.75
McMenamins Fries $12.25

Mystic 18 sauce.
Hummus $16.50

Marinated olives, veggies, feta, and pita chips.
Good Honest Soup - Bowl $9.50

Scratch made daily with saltines.
Beer-Battered Onion Rings $14.50

1/2-lb with Dark Star mayo.
Lighthouse Clam Chowder - Bowl $11.00
Cannonball O' Chowder $17.00

Our freshly made clam chowder in a toasty sourdough bread bowl.
Lighthouse Clam Chowder - Cup $10.00

Greens

Aztec Salad $18.00

Romaine, corn & black bean salsa, avocado, tortilla strips, cheddar cheese, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, onion, chipotle dressing
Hail! Caesar Salad $14.50

Romaine, garlic croutons, Parmesan,Caesar dressing
Pub Green Salad $14.25

Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumber,marinated red onion, croutons, Parmesan cheese, your choice of dressing
Blackened Salmon Caesar $25.00

romaine, Parmesan cheese, garlic croutons, Caesar dressing
Strawberry Fields $17.00

Burgers

Communication Breakdown Burger $19.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, cheddar, grilled mushrooms, onions & bell peppers.
Cheeseburger $18.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce & Tillamook cheddar cheese.
Dungeon Burger $19.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, Swiss cheese & grilled mushrooms.
JR's Jumbo Deluxe Burger $21.25

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, bacon, cheddar & a fried egg.
Mystic 18 Burger $20.50

Lightlife patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, vegan Mystic 18 sauce, creamy original Chao slice.
Bacon Cheeseburger $20.25

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, bacon & cheddar.
Hammerhead Garden Burger $17.75

Hammerhead garden patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.
Captain Neon Burger $20.25

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, blue cheese dressing & bacon.
The Regular Burger $17.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.
Dark Star Burger $22.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, pickled jalapenos, pepper jack, onion rings, Dark Star mayo.

Sandwiches

Dilly Tuna Salad Sandwich - Whole $17.25

Creamy albacore tuna salad with celery, red onion & fresh dill on toasted sourdough with lettuce, tomato & pickles.
The 19th Hole $23.00

Grilled turkey, bacon, white cheddar, avocado, Dark Star mayo, lettuce, tomato & red onion on a roll.
Sgt. Pepper's Chicken Sandwich $17.50

Spiced chicken, pepper jack, bacon, Dark Star mayo, lettuce, tomato & red onion on a bun
Fireside Roasted Turkey - Whole $18.50

Turkey, Fireside-cranberry relish, Swiss cheese, secret sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, whole wheat bread.
Dilly Tuna Salad Sandwich - Half $11.00

Creamy albacore tuna salad with celery, red onion & fresh dill on toasted sourdough with lettuce, tomato & pickles.
Hammerhead BBQ Pork $21.25

House-smoked pork shoulder with Hammerhead BBQ sauce & buttermilk coleslaw on a bun
Fireside Roasted Turkey - Half $11.75

Turkey, Fireside-cranberry relish, Swiss cheese, secret sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, whole wheat bread.
Twin Rocks Tuna Melt $17.50

Creamy dilly tuna salad, tomato & cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough bread with your choice of fries or tots.
Quantum Leap $22.50

House-smoked pulled pork, Hammerhead BBQ sauce, Provolone, jalapenos and an onion ring on a bun.

Specialties

Mac & Cheese $15.75

Macaroni pasta & creamy cheese sauce.
Jamaican Rice Bowl $19.25

Coconut curry, squash, cabbage, red bell pepper, carrot, celery, onion, black beans, avocado, mango chutney, cilantro.
Steamer Clams $23.00

Edgefield White Rabbit, butter, garlic & fresh parsley with sourdough.
Ale-Battered Fish & Chips - 2 Pieces $23.50

Wild Alaskan cod, fries, tartar sauce, buttermilk coleslaw.
Ragin' Cajun Ahi Soft Tacos $25.50

Seared ahi, cabbage-carrot slaw, chipotle crema, mango pico de gallo, cilantro, onion & jalapeno in warm flour tortilla.
Quantum Mac $23.00

Macaroni tossed with McMenamins Cheese & Ale sauce topped with house-smoked pork, jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, fried shallots
Smoke on Water Shrimp Pasta $28.00

Linguine, Parmesan cream sauce, sweet cajun seasoning, onion & red bell peppers served with garlic bread.
Terminator Steak & Frites $33.00

Ale-marinated New York steak, Terminator steak & horseradish sauces, fries

Seasonal Specials

Cajun Chicken Cobb Salad $21.25

seasoned grilled chicken breast, Romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, sliced egg, bacon, blue cheese dressing
Big Island Nachos $22.25

Huli huli chicken, Sriracha cheese sauce, tortilla chips, cabbage, pickled daikon-carrot slaw, soy-sesame sauce, jalapeno, onion & cilantro

Sweets

Wheel of Fortune Ice Cream Sandwich $9.00

Ruby Jewel vanilla bean ice cream & salty-sweet chocolate chop cookies dipped in dark chocolate & tie-dye sprinkles
Blueberry-Brown Butter Cheesecake $15.00

deeply caramelized with a creamy center, served with blueberry-brown butter sauce, whipped cream & fresh blueberries
Seasonal Cake $12.00

Ask your server
Black & Tan Brownie Sundae - Whole $13.00

Caram-ale & chocolate sauce with vanilla bean ice cream, whipped cream & Amerena cherry.
Hopscotch Peanut Butter Pie $14.00

Peanut butter mousse atop chocolate cookie crust, glazed with dark chocolate ganache, served with butterscotch & chocolate sauces, whipped cream & chocolate crisp pearls.

Mighty Mac & Cheese $6.75
Sister Moon Grilled Cheese $11.00

Cheddar cheese on grilled bread.
Munchkin Rice Bowl $9.50

Rice, black beans, veggies.
Little Dipper Fish & Chips $11.25

Fries & tartar sauce.
Pocket Hercules Cheeseburger Duo $13.00

Beef patty, Most Awesome French Onion seasoning, American cheese & Mystic 18 sauce on a Hawaiian roll.
Freya's Garden $7.25

Hummus, ranch, pita bread & veggie sticks.
Wee Rabbit Salad $6.50

Lettuce, cucumber, tomato, croutons, shredded cheddar cheese & ranch.
Pocket Hercules Cheeseburger $10.00

Beef patty, Most Awesome French Onion seasoning, American cheese & Mystic 18 sauce on a Hawaiian roll.
Scooby Snack Attack $9.50

Mini corn dogs & fries with ranch.

N/A Beverages

To Go Soda $4.75
Coffee $4.75
Cold Brew $6.25
Decaf Coffee $4.75
Large Milk $5.00
Cranberry Juice $6.25
Small Fresh Orange Juice $6.00
Large Fresh Orange Juice $7.50
Small Grapefruit Juice $6.00
Large Grapefruit Juice $7.50

Happy Hour

HH: Cajun Tots $12.25

Peppercorn ranch.
HH: McMenamins Fries $12.75

Mystic 18 sauce.
HH: Pub Green Salad $14.25

Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumber,marinated red onion, croutons, Parmesan cheese, your choice of dressing
HH: Cheeseburger Slider Trio $14.00

Most Awesome French Onion seasoning, American cheese, Mystic 18 sauce, Hawaiian roll.
HH: The Regular Burger $17.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.
HH: Hammerhead Garden Burger $17.75

Hammerhead garden patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & secret sauce.
HH: Hummus $16.50

Marinated olives, veggies, feta, and pita chips.
HH: Cheeseburger $18.75

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce & Tillamook cheddar cheese.
HH: Bacon Cheeseburger $20.25

6-oz fresh, all-natural beef patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, secret sauce, bacon & cheddar.
HH: Mystic 18 Burger $20.50

Lightlife patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, vegan Mystic 18 sauce, creamy original Chao slice.

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Recent Reviews

Visited on a weekday for lunch. We sat indoors but had a nice view of the river. There is also outdoor seating. It was moderately busy around happy hour time and the clam chowder and sliders were delicious. My husband enjoyed their IPAs and had a few bites of his steamer clams, which he said were the best he had in years...and my son said the brisket sandwich were also delicious. Parking was reasonable and location is nice. It took some time to wait for the food, so keep in mind...

October 2026

Beautiful view.

Service was extremely slow, but the server was awesome despite the fact we day for over 30 min before ordering drinks.

We then waited another 45 min for our food.

The food was not good and was very over priced.

2 people out of the 10 at our table enjoyed their food.

September 2026

Nice place to sit out on the patio and enjoy a beer while ove looking the Hood River. We watched about 20 sailboats and a huge barge sail by. It was our first time, and the tater tots and Portland Ketchup was very good