Sandwich Shops in Homer

“Good sandwiches big and tasty“

“It's subway. You know what you're here for. Be aware that this staff has no condiment modulation. If you ask for mustard, you're getting a ½ gallon of it, standard. I highly recommend using the packs of mustard, mayo, oil and vinegar by the soda machine as an alternative. Im sure this sounds petty, but c'mon... you have that perfect BMT going, just the right amount of veggies, your bread nicely toasted, your mouth is salivating, tummy rumbling in anticipation, when out of nowhere, your "light mayo and mustard" becomes a vomit colored soup of disappointment as it squirts tauntingly from your now inedible soggy white trash French dip of sadness.“