“I mean for Mc Donald's it's freaking so good. They don't have that many employees that speak English bc ç
Vegetarian options: They are like an actual sit down resurant now I see whole family's of 12 and parties of like 15 sitting down at one big table eating in their there fancy outfits like it's freaking Benni Hanas and ahut
Dietary restrictions: Don't even drive where you can smell the food because it's a rap.
Parking: All Mc Donald's the workers Don t speak English so it's good to maybe learn Español so you are prepared for your order to be rite and not all messed up.
Kid-friendliness: Yes yes yes !!! Ronald and friends are somewhere around I'm pretty sure he prefers to be called his brand new Court approved Legal name now... INTRODUCING MISTER RONALDO DONALDO HIMSELF and Ronaldo Donaldo himself & HãmBurgãlã (roll your R's with your tongue ) you got it.... Perfect ?
Wheelchair accessibility: Si Si El CharoRollowheelã Accãssablã... Roll the r's Rrrremember Rrrrolll the Rrrr's...? Si Si Perrrfecto“
“The Burger King reviews McDonald's
As the Burger King, I pride myself on serving up flame-grilled deliciousness fit for royalty. So, you can imagine my surprise when I decided to venture into the land of the Golden Arches—a fabled realm I’d heard much about, but honestly, what a letdown!
First off, let’s talk about the atmosphere. Entering McDonald's felt like stepping into a circus—balloons everywhere, colorful characters, and an overwhelming scent of fried food that made me question if I was in a restaurant or a deep fryer. I half expected Ronald to pop out of a birthday cake and sing me a jingle!
Now, onto the food. I ordered a Big Mac, expecting a majestic beefy masterpiece. But when that burger arrived, it looked more like a sad sandwich in a bad wig! It was squished and lopsided. I thought I was getting a burger, not a burger impersonator! It had more lettuce than meat, and let’s be honest, we all know lettuce is just a crunchy impersonator of real flavor.
And the fries! Oh, the fries! They called them "world-famous," but honestly, they were more like "world-famous for being soggy." I could’ve sworn I heard them whisper, "Help us, we’ve lost our crisp!" Someone get these fries a rescue mission, stat!
Don't even get me started on the service. I felt like I was in a slow-motion race. I could’ve cooked and grilled my own Whopper by the time I got my order. You’d think at the "fast food" kingdom, their knights would be quicker on their feet!
Lastly, let’s address the mascot situation. Sorry, Ronald, but as much as I appreciate a good giggle, I felt like I was in a low-budget clown movie! I’m all for laughter, but I prefer my food without side servings of confusion.
In conclusion, McDonald's, thanks for the experience, but I think I’ll stick with my burger kingdom. At least when I serve a Whopper, it actually knows how to look like one! Keep the arches, I’ll take my crown any day! 🍔👑“
“This particular McDonald's often gets my morning order wrong, but I have to give them.a super shout-out on their McNuggets. Every time I get McNuggets any McDonald's theirs a weird aftertaste. Not this McDonald's. They were yummy and had no yucky aftertaste even after a few hours when we ate the leftovers.“
“McD's has definitely gone downhill recently. They seem to be relying on technology more than service. The past few times I've been inside, there are at the most 4 people (customers) inside and gone actually working the counter. Used to be you would walk in, go to the counter and tell a human person what you wanted. Now you walk in and go to a large screen to place your order, then wait until it is done and someone calls out your order number,and that is the extent of human contact. McDonalds is the only place I've seen that does this. And they wonder why people are not going there like they used to. And don't even get me started on the prices. They have gone through the roof while quality is in the basement and going down. It's really not worth the price. If I want to spend $15 for a meal or breakfast, I can think of a lot of places to go that actually have service AND quality food. I wouldn't be surprised if McDonald's went out of business within the next decade. I used to love McDonald's, but the way they are going, I'll be spending my money elsewhere.“
“Craving a Big Mac fix? This Mickey D's hit the spot! Burgers were juicy and fries were piping hot, classic McDonald's perfection. Service was fast and friendly, even during the dinner rush. Sure, the place can get a bit loud, but that's the cheerful chaos you expect. Not fancy, but definitely a solid 4 stars for a satisfyingly nostalgic fast food experience.“