Tropical Smoothie Cafe
$ • Juice Bars & Smoothies
Hours:
5830 Independence St Suite 100, Arvada
(303) 403-9888
Take-Out/Delivery Options
Tropical Smoothie Cafe Reviews
I got the Mr. Hands smoothie (horse ejaculatory fluid, and naturally crushed methamphetamine) and really enjoyed it. I could feel the sperm wiggling in my mouth. There was also a man snorting some white china nose sugar on the counter to my left (the man in the photo). Made me feel at home. This is by far the most exquisite dining experience I have ever had the liberty to indulge in. Top tier. Good bless America!!!
I in the store on 05/27 at 13:20, waiting someone get my order, just take a look on the menu for two minutes, when I’m ready, the manager in charge told me I can’t order at the store, have to download the app, make an order online, even if I’m there for almost ten minutes. It sucks!! They should care more about the store cleanliness. No management!!! The smoothie is good.
Ratings
Hours
| Monday | 7AM - 9PM |
| Tuesday | 7AM - 9PM |
| Wednesday | 7AM - 9PM |
| Thursday | 7AM - 9PM |
| Friday | 7AM - 9PM |
| Saturday | 8AM - 9PM |
| Sunday | 10AM - 8PM |
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Very slow experience (over 20 mins, when it easily could have been 10) and my Chai Banana smoothie tasted like water. For $7, I wanted at least something yummy. Bummer experience today.