Ted's Bulletin
1818 14th St NW, Washington
(202) 265-8337
Customers' Favorites
Cinnamon Roll as Big as Ya Head
Avocado Toast with Poached Eggs
Ted's Tart Pancakes
Breakfast Burrito
Chicken Sandwich
Chicken Parmesan
Fried Chicken
Crab Benedict
French Toast
Hash Browns
Breakfast
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Crab Cake Benedict
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Breakfast Sides
Applewood Bacon
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Chicken Sausage Links
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Impossible Sausage
Sausage Patties
1 Pancake
2 Eggs
Ted's Hash Side
French Toast
Sausage Gravy
Toast
Seasonal Fruit
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Virginia Ham
Avocado Side
Home Fries
Hash Browns
Starters
Chicken Tenders
Hand-breaded, your choice of honey mustard or buffalo style with bleu cheese dressing
Deviled Eggs
Scallions and bacon
Fried Cauliflower
Ranch seasoning and buffalo sauce
Garlic Hummus
Crispy Garlic, feta cheese, EVOO drizzle, pita, calabrese peppers, vegetable crudités (Vegetarian)
Loaded Tots
Bacon, Asiago, Cheddar, and vidalia bacon ranch dressing
Maryland Crab Dip
Popcorn Shrimp
Hand-breaded, yum yum sauce
Sheet Pan Nachos
Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Roasted Corn, Crema, Chili de Arbol Salsa, Pickled Onion, Pico de Gallo, Cilantro (GS)
Warm Pretzels
Beer cheese (Vegetarian)
Buffalo Wings
House made Blue Cheese Dressing, Celery Sticks (GS)
Salads
Caesar Salad
Greek Salad
Pepperoncinis, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, kalamata olives, feta cheese, pita chips, oregano, cucumber feta vinaigrette (Vegetarian)
Halloumi Kale Salad
grilled halloumi, pickled onions, candied almonds, pomegranate seeds, everything seasoning, tahini vinaigrette
Harvest Salad
Baby Kale, Butternut Squash, Gala Apple, Crispy Farro, Brussels Sprout Leaves, Candied Pecans, Goat Cheese, Apple Cider Vinaigrette (V)
Mexican Street Salad
Carne asada, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Ted's Cobb
Fried chicken, applewood bacon, tomato, egg, pickled onions, avocado, gorgonzola cheese, and choice of dressing.
Soups
Chicken Noodle
Stovetop Chili
Sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
Ted's Tomato Soup
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Sides
Bacon & Bleu Cheese Brussels Sprouts
(Gluten-sensitive)
Coleslaw
French Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Glazed Carrots
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
House Tots
Mac 'N' Cheese
(Vegetarian)
Mashed Potatoes
Side Caesar Salad
Side Salad
(Vegetarian)
Truffle Fries
(Vegetarian, gluten-sensitive)
Succotash
Lemon Garlic Broccolini
Sandwiches
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
Hand Breaded, Mozzarella Cheese, Marinara Sauce, Garlic Sesame Roll, Caesar Salad
Crab Sammy
Grilled Cheese
Served with tomato soup (Vegetarian)
House Reuben
Mediterranean Wrap
chicken kafta, feta, caramelized onions, spinach, tomatoes, tzatziki, harissa
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Yum yum sauce, pickles, hand-cut fries
Steak and Cheese
Shaved Ribeye, Kewpie Mayo, White Cheddar, Sauteed Onions, Hot Pepper Relish, Sesame Roll.
The Club
Turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado relish, avocado mayo, hand-cut fries
Burgers
All American Burger
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing, served with hand-cut fries
Pub Burger
white cheddar, chipotle demi-glace, griddled red onions
Southwest Impossible Burger
White cheddar, red peppers, avocado relish, green chile sauce, served with hand-cut fries (Vegetarian)
Ted's Burger
Double sharp cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, fried egg, chives, served with hand-cut fries
Entrees
Cajun Filet
8 oz Filet, Lemon Garlic Broccolini, Mashed Potatoes (GS)
Chicken Parmesan
Hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Chicken Piccata
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Country Fried Chicken
Boneless breast, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Crab Cake Entrée
Fish & Chips
Beer battered cod, coleslaw, jalapeño tartar sauce
Grilled Salmon
seared brussels sprouts, grape tomatoes, fingerling potatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Impossible Bolognese
Tomato sauce, coconut cream, pappardelle (Vegetarian)
Meatloaf
Glazed carrots, mashed, potatoes, ketchup glaze
Miso Glazed Cod
Jasmine rice, roasted carrots, quick pickled cucumber salad, cilantro, chopped peanuts.
Mustard + Sesame Crusted Tuna Bowl
Jasmine rice, shiitake + carrot slaw, avocado, radish, cucumber, cilantro, sticky garlic sauce (Gluten-Sensitive)
Short Rib Pot Roast
Whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Short Rib Stroganoff
Red Wine braised Short Rib, Crème Fraîche, Mushroom Sauce, Pappardelle
Steak Frites
8 oz flatiron steak*, truffle fries, béarnaise, side salad (Gluten-Sensitive)
Dessert
Apple Cheesecake
Cake Slice
Mini Pie
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Ted's Tart
Interstellar Brownie Tart
Bringing you the Interstellar Brownie Tart, in exclusive partnership with Artechouse. The filling is packed with dark chocolate, real heavy cream, and an all-natural brownie compound. Our tarts are a true artisan handmade product. Moon dust topping.To enjoy the extended reality artwork, download and open the Artechouse XR App. Point and shoot and watch the cosmic art come to life through your phone!
Strawberry Slasher Ted's Tart
Classic Ted's Strawberry, vanilla blood splatter. Collect Them All
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Kids
Kid's Chicken Fingers
served with fries
Kid's Elbow Macaroni
Kid's Burger
served with fries
Kid's Grilled Cheese
served with fries
Kid's PB&J
served with fries
Kid's Mac & Cheese
red sauce or cheese and butter
Kid's Mr. Healthy Habits
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Coffee
Americano
Cafe Au Lait
Cappuccino
Chai
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
ICED Coffee
Latte
Mocha
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Beverages
Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola Original Taste-the refreshing, crisp taste you know and love
Diet Coke
A delicious, crisp, sparkling cola for the refreshment you want
Hot Tea
Iced Tea
Ginger Ale
Ginger Beer
Milk
Root Beer
Sprite
A delicious citrus taste that knows how to keep things cool
ToGo Apple LG
ToGo Cran LG
ToGo Grape Fruit LG
ToGo Orange LG
ToGo Pineaple LG
ToGo Tomato LG
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
Milkshakes
Vanilla Shake
Coffee Shake
Strawberry Shake
Chocolate Shake
S'mores Shake
Nanner Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
Heath Almond Shake
Oreo Shake
PB&J Shake
Strawberry Banana
Seasonal Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws
Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
Breakfast
Apple Spice Pancakes
Sweetened Ricotta, Caramelized Apples add choice of meat $2.99 (V)
Avocado Toast
Poached eggs, smashed avocado, cherry tomato, pickled chilies, radish, fried garlic, lime, 7 grain toast, (Vegetarian)
Big Mark Breakfast
Three eggs, two slices of applewood bacon, two sausages, hash browns, toast, and Ted's tart.
Breakfst Burrito
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, roasted tomato salsa, diced tomatoes, cilantro, and hash browns.
Chicken 'N' Biscuits
Three biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, and hash browns.
Crab Cake Benedict
Croque Madame
ham, gruyere, sausage gravy, sunny egg*, dijon friseè salad
Garden Omelet
Egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
Grain Bowl
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
Huevos Ranchero
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de Gallo
Jon's Omelet
Choice of meat, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, and hash browns.
Kid's Mr. Breakfast
Make Your Mark
Two Eggs, Choice of Meat, Side of Toast, Side of Hashbrowns
Nana's Biscuits and Sausage Gravy
Two eggs and hash brown.
Pancake Stack
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Salmon Toast
Salt cured salmon, creme fraiche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Steak & Eggs
(GS) 8 oz Flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
T.U.B.S (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich)
Applewood bacon, sausage, fried egg, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, grilled toast, and hash browns.
Ted's Hash
corned beef, 2 eggs, potatoes, and choice of toast. (GS)
Ted's Tart Pancake
Crushed strawberry Ted's tarts mixed in. 2 eggs, hash browns, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream. (Vegetarian)
Thick Cut French Toast
Two eggs and hash browns.(Vegetarian)
Breakfast Sides
Applewood Bacon
Biscuit and Sausage Gravy
Chicken Sausage Links
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Impossible Sausage
Sausage Patties
1 Pancake
2 Eggs
Ted's Hash Side
French Toast
Sausage Gravy
Toast
Seasonal Fruit
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Virginia Ham
Avocado Side
Home Fries
Hash Browns
Bakery
Apple Cheesecake
Cake Slice
Mini Pie
Oreo Icebox Cake
layers of marshmallow, chocolate, & Nutella custard, whipped cream
Ted's Tart
Interstellar Brownie Tart
Bringing you the Interstellar Brownie Tart, in exclusive partnership with Artechouse. The filling is packed with dark chocolate, real heavy cream, and an all-natural brownie compound. Our tarts are a true artisan handmade product. Moon dust topping.To enjoy the extended reality artwork, download and open the Artechouse XR App. Point and shoot and watch the cosmic art come to life through your phone!
Strawberry Slasher Ted's Tart
Classic Ted's Strawberry, vanilla blood splatter. Collect Them All
Horchata Tres Leches Cake
Horchata Rice Milk, Cinnamon Sugar, Caramel
Pumpkin Layer Cake
Yellow Cake, Pumpkin Custard, Marshmallow Frosting, Toasted Pecans
Coffee
Americano
Cafe Au Lait
Cappuccino
Chai
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
ICED Coffee
Latte
Mocha
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Beverages
Coke
Diet Coke
Hot Tea
Iced Tea
Ginger Ale
Ginger Beer
Milk
Root Beer
Sprite
ToGo Apple LG
ToGo Cran LG
ToGo Grape Fruit LG
ToGo Orange LG
ToGo Pineaple LG
ToGo Tomato LG
Large San Pellegrino
One Liter
Large Aqua Panna
One Liter
Milkshakes
Vanilla Shake
Coffee Shake
Strawberry Shake
Chocolate Shake
S'mores Shake
Nanner Shake
Chocolate Peppermint Shake
Vanilla Peppermint Shake
Caramel Macchiato Shake
Heath Almond Shake
Oreo Shake
PB&J Shake
Strawberry Banana
Seasonal Shake
Extras
Condiments, Napkins, Utensils and Straws.
Help us reduce waste by using utensils, napkins and condiments that you already have at home.
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Recent Reviews
They do tack on 5% charge on your bill as permitted by the city for essentially added profit (separate from your tip still of course). Why don’t they just add that to the price of the food? Or how about they charge 1 dollar for all food then tack on a raw food surcharge, heating and cooling surcharge, cooking surcharge, kitchen to table delivery surcharge, cleaning surcharge. Anyway the food is pretty good but nothing special as brunches go. You’d be better off buying takeaway...
February 2026
We had such a great time here and Olivia, our waitress, was amazing!! She was so attentive to our party and had a smile that brightened all of our days! The food was great, atmosphere amazing, and Olivia was the best!! Make this your next brunch activity!
February 2026
OLIVIA!!! was the greatest ever!!! she handled our big group of night shift workers with ease, had humor to brighten our morning, and gave the best recommendations!! she just has a bubbly and bright personality that is lost sometimes in the service industry!! the food here is amazing, drinks do the job x10!!! help yourself to a great meal and hope you get the amazing olivia!!!
February 2026
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