Mexican Restaurants in Greenville

“Our favorite Mexican-American restaurant. The staff is fun and hilarious, and the food is delicious! They let our family sit far longer than most other restaurants would put up with, while still filling our drinks and chips/salsa. Bonus: had FIFA on TV. We will be back!“

“If the universe ever needed proof that chaos and harmony can coexist, it would be the dual KFC/Taco Bell in Greenville.

You walk in and immediately have to make an existential choice: Do you want to eat your feelings in eleven herbs and spices or smother them in nacho cheese? The air smells like a fast-food ménage à trois—fried chicken, tortillas, and mild regret.

I ordered a Mexican Pizza and a side of mashed potatoes because I’m not here to be predictable. The cashier didn’t even blink. She’s seen things. Probably people ordering a chalupa with gravy. She just nodded like a Zen master guiding me through my karmic debt.

Ten minutes later, I’m holding what I can only describe as a spiritual experience in a paper bag. The crunch of the pizza? Transcendent. The taters? Soft enough to apologize for my bad life choices. And the Mountain Dew Baja Blast? Nectar of chaos. I just need a mullet, newest generation Camaro snd some Axe body spray and i can die a happy man.

If Dante had written an extra circle of heaven for indecisive people who love sodium, this would be it.

Highly recommend. 5/5 stars. Would absolutely return when Mercury is in retrograde and my willpower is low.“