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“Chipotle… we need to talk. I got my carne asada burrito today, took the first bite, and immediately entered a spiritual battle. That steak was so godly chewy it felt like I was biting through a leather belt blessed by Zeus himself. I gave it a solid effort, thinking the next bite would be better… nope. Half of it went down my throat, the other half refused to leave my mouth like it had rent due. I ended up pulling the steak out of my throat like I was fishing for my dignity.
It was absolutely disgusting, traumatizing even, but here’s the thing… we’ve been through too much, Chipotle. You’ve fed me through heartbreaks, long days, and gym cravings. So despite our near-death experience today, I’m still giving you 5 stars.“
“Vegetarian options: You can order anything on the menu as vegetarian.
Parking: The parking lot is shared with a couple of other restaurants in the same building. There are usually a few spots available, but maybe not right by the entrance.“