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“Traumatized...
I just ate the new Tropical Heat Burger and now I’m emotionally ruined.
That thing was so feaking magnificent, so stupidly delicious, that the second I finished the last bite I went into full mourning. Five minutes. That’s all I had with it. Five perfect minutes of my mouth being absolutely blown away by flavor, and then it was gone forever.
I’m not okay. I’m sitting here staring at the empty wrapper like a war widow. I’ve been traumatized by a burger. Send help, or better yet, send another one before I start writing sad poetry about ground beef. This is the most devastating thing that’s happened to me all year.“
“I feel like the speaker is always broke. It takes way more effort than it should to place your order. It'S like a screaming match at a menu. And there could be a few people, A lot of people, or you're the only one, Every time you have to be pulled up. It feels like it takes ages to even get a slushie. Definitely not fast food. The food is decent , considering it is ninety nine percent deep fried. But if you were in a rush , this is not the spot to stop to get food“