“Traumatized...
I just ate the new Tropical Heat Burger and now I’m emotionally ruined.
That thing was so feaking magnificent, so stupidly delicious, that the second I finished the last bite I went into full mourning. Five minutes. That’s all I had with it. Five perfect minutes of my mouth being absolutely blown away by flavor, and then it was gone forever.
I’m not okay. I’m sitting here staring at the empty wrapper like a war widow. I’ve been traumatized by a burger. Send help, or better yet, send another one before I start writing sad poetry about ground beef. This is the most devastating thing that’s happened to me all year.“
“The Food is great! McKenna is GREAT!! She was so kind during the rush and while other customers were rude to her, she kept her calm and continued to be so loving! She is awesome and should get a raise or something! McKenna is so positive and just an awesome person!!!!!! Love her and will be going back to have her service! So inspiring“