Dive Bars near South Hadley

“Bartender was awesome Tara, I was drinking redbull and Tito. On my third drink Tara respectfully approached me and asked me how I was feeling... To my surprise she was actually and genuinely worried cause I have consumed 3 redbulls. I immediately told her that she was my favorite bartender... Nit once have I been checked before and all my drinks are with redbulls... Concerned of my heartbeats not one bartender of any bar has done it... You save in this place they Carr for their customers... Tara does planning to visit this bar after im back from vacations... Overall real good bar...“

“Truly the pinnacle of a neighborhood bar. The atmosphere is relaxed and accepting to anyone, there's peanuts to snack on, the bartenders are always friendly, and they have a great assortment of drinks. It's the best casual, come-as-you-are vibe in the valley. In the summer time they have outdoor seating. Inside they have a jukebox, or some sports on during the day. It's cash only -so make sure you've got some money on hand. If you're in the area this is by far the best bar you'll find - don't sleep on it“

“The money was worth it since we got so much from our visit. Next time I may check out the two art museums as well. Parking was close and free, which was a nice bonus. Since Main Street isn't far, there are plenty of restaurants nearby but nothing to eat inside the museums“

“This little bar made it into the Valley Advocate Best Dive Bars! I've been a patron here for 20+ years and have introduced many of my friends, colleagues and schoolmates to the wonders of The Office. Jim and Pat Willard are the wonderful proprietors. You'll see them around on Friday night having dinner. Now, Friday night is prime rib. Where can go for inexpensive drinks, cool local feel and a great prime rib dinner that costs $12?! It comes with roll, baked potato and salad. Try the burgers, potato skins, fish & chips. Do understand, it's a bar... only one food server on Friday nights, and you get your own drinks from the fabulous bar staff. They also started up again daily lunch specials and Thursday night dinner. Come see the staff...Gina, Debbie, Coach, Candy, Lindsay, and Joe the cook. You won't be disappointed. It's not fancy, it's friendly! That's what I love about "my" Office!“

“Going to play trivia every Wednesday night from 7 to 9 with Laurie Hannon is a blast. She puts so much life into the game & makes it enjoyable. If you like trivia as much as I do, I recommend you to come down & have a great time from 7 to 9 Wednesday night for trivia with Laurie Hannon. You won't be disappointed!!!“

“I awoke in a daze one Sunday morning, unsure of my own transgressions the night before. As I gathered my belongings and my thoughts, I saw a sign up ahead. Little did I know, that sign would change my life forever... The sign said Froggy's but something told me it was much more than that. Hotel California began playing on the radio of my '88 Trans Am. The lyrics were all too prophetic. I had to stop for the night. The maître d' opened the door. A quick slip of a $20 ensured my car would be treated with appropriate care. As I walked in to the main foyer my eyes scanned the room...and there she was. She was known only as Babbs (or "The Babbs"). She was a succubus incarnate. The wind cried of erotica. Her hair tickled her face much like the bare limbs of a dead maple. Despite my intrepidations, I approached her. I was immediately greeted by her smile. A smile most fitting for a dental school recruitment poster. Her beauty was matched only by her breath. Her breath carried the whisper of a cadavers queef. Her curves could barely be contained in her sweatpants. Had Michaelangelo ever decided to give his statue a David a female companion, this was surely it. I was in love. I reached into the bottom of my coin purse and was able to dig out enough to buy her a Bud Light. The twinkle in her lazy eye was all the thanks I needed. It would be the greatest $2.00 spent since a young man named Forrest purchased stock in an unknown fruit company named Apple. She consumed the drink within seconds just as she would later consume my manhood. The passionate love making that ensued in the parking lot in the reclined seat of my Trans Am could only be compared to unclogging a garbage disposal with a spoon. It was dangerous, at times painful, and ultimately resulted in food being sprayed everywhere and a phone call to a local plumber. As we embraced one another post conilingus we stared at the stars through my opened t-top. I knew our souls had joined as she used her one good tooth to remove the saran wrap from a package of Marlboro cigarettes. The opening was in some ways a metaphor for us opening our new lives together. In conclusion, the service was satisfactory, the decor was pleasant, and the atmosphere was friendly. They also have those small bags of chips for .50 cents.“

“This place is a dive but it's very very fun and active. It's cash only but there's an atm inside. Kareoke on Friday draws a huge crowd and the entire bar gets into it if you're tired of singing to a dead room. People aren't too shy and actually dance and sing. Full feature length movies play on the tv screen which was kinda cool we watched Jurassic World and had pizza. It was a really fun night. There's no food as far as I know, only drinks. But we were allowed to order a pizza from an outside vendor which was cool of them. I hear that normally there is actually a food truck that comes to the parking lot. Overall, great experience. Everyone here was super friendly and I felt safe. It's very loud, hope you like loud.“

“This place serves the best free meatballs you've ever placed into your mouth. How could any Amherst local or UMass student not stop by on a Wednesday afternoon, for a taste of those infamous Colin's balls? As fresh and hot as the bartender serving them to you, they'll tickle your tummy . Would give this place 6 stars if only that tall, dark, and handsome bouncer who threw me a FREE T-SHIRT from up on the bar could move his hips a little better.Also, SPOKE seltzers are quite refreshing!Note: the bouncer named Jonathan is the only staff I've encountered here who is not amazing“