Crazy John's
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French Toast Turkey Sausage and Cheese Omelette
Cheese Steak Sub w Mozzarella Sticks
Cheese Steak Comb with Pizza Slice
Cheese and Pepperoni Pizza
Philly Cheese Steak
Chicken Cheesesteak
French Fries
Cheeseburger
Curly Fries
Cheese Pizza
Crazy John's Reviews
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Great food. I had the western omelette and it was delicious. Neighborhood is a little sketchy but the food is worth it.
Exquisite! The vibes, the food, everything. Perfect.
Crazy John's is a classic, no-frills Baltimore staple for fast, piping-hot comfort food. Their cheesesteak subs are generously loaded and perfectly gooey, while the crispy fried chicken delivers serious crunch in every bite. With wallet-friendly prices, lightning-fast service, and giant portions, it's an unbeatable downtown stop!
Hours
| Monday | 6AM - 3AM |
| Tuesday | 6AM - 3AM |
| Wednesday | 6AM - 3AM |
| Thursday | 6AM - 12AM |
| Friday | Open 24 hours |
| Saturday | Open 24 hours |
| Sunday | 6AM - 3AM |
Crazy John's offers a mixed experience. The food is great, with dishes like the Turkey Club sandwich and breakfast platter with drippy eggs, perfectly seasoned home fries, and bacon served all day. The Philly cheesesteak is better than most. The service is friendly and fast, and the store is well staffed and kept clean. It's a gem of a bodega with more than just food, offering lottery tickets, cigarettes, and different items you might need. Despite the rough neighborhood full of sex shops and strip clubs, the restaurant employees keep the place safe by removing disruptive people. The place is kid-friendly with amenities like a swimming pool and tennis courts, though the video games are no longer available. This is something you won’t find anywhere else!