Panera Green Goddess Salad and Turkey blt Sandwich You Pick Two
Bistro French Onion Soup
Panera Cookie Varieties
Broccoli Cheddar Soup
Black Pepper Focaccia
Sourdough Bread Bowl
Chicken Noodle Soup
Panera Caesar Salad
Tomato Basil Bread
Creamy Tomato Soup
“Yo I went to panera to get a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT! THEY GOT RID OF MAYO! WHAT KIND OF FREAK DOES THAT! SO THEN THIS GUY NAMED "CHRIS" I GUESS COMES OUT AND SAYS WELL SHUT UP ABOUT THE DARN MAYO CAUSE WE GOT RID OF IT!. Ok, well then, fine. BUT AT THAT MOMENT HE GRABS A FIVE GALLON JUB OF RANCH FROM UNDERNEATH THE COUNTER AND SLAMS IT ON THE TABLE AND SAYS" HERE YOU GO! WE GOT SOME EXCELLENT RANCH!" And I go "HECK YEAH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" "OKAY YOU"RE TOTAL IS $9.75 PLEASE TAKE THE BUZZER" AND I GO "THANK YOU SIR YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT EMPLOYEE WHO DEFINETLY DESRVES A RAISE AN A $50 STARBUCKS GIFT CARD. It was at that point that things got kind of heated when the card reader wouldn't work. SO I SMASHED MY BAG OF DIMES ON THE COUNTER AND SAID CAN I USE THIS? HE SAYS "SURE" SO WE SPEND THE NEXT 10 MINUTES COUNTING OUT DIMES TO PAY FOR THE MEAL BUT BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED COUNTING, THE RANCH ON THE SANDWICH HAS GONE BAD AND NOW IT'S KINDA SMELLY. SO I YELL AT CHRIS, "HEY MAN WHY IS THE SANDWICH ALL STINKY?" HE GGOES, " IT"S RANCH IT'S SUPPOSED TO STAY COLD, CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER?" I SAY " SURE." (Repeat scenario until bored)Overall, 5/5“
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“Yo I went to panera to get a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT! THEY GOT RID OF MAYO! WHAT KIND OF FREAK DOES THAT! SO THEN THIS GUY NAMED "CHRIS" I GUESS COMES OUT AND SAYS WELL SHUT UP ABOUT THE DARN MAYO CAUSE WE GOT RID OF IT!. Ok, well then, fine. BUT AT THAT MOMENT HE GRABS A FIVE GALLON JUB OF RANCH FROM UNDERNEATH THE COUNTER AND SLAMS IT ON THE TABLE AND SAYS" HERE YOU GO! WE GOT SOME EXCELLENT RANCH!" And I go "HECK YEAH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" "OKAY YOU"RE TOTAL IS $9.75 PLEASE TAKE THE BUZZER" AND I GO "THANK YOU SIR YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT EMPLOYEE WHO DEFINETLY DESRVES A RAISE AN A $50 STARBUCKS GIFT CARD. It was at that point that things got kind of heated when the card reader wouldn't work. SO I SMASHED MY BAG OF DIMES ON THE COUNTER AND SAID CAN I USE THIS? HE SAYS "SURE" SO WE SPEND THE NEXT 10 MINUTES COUNTING OUT DIMES TO PAY FOR THE MEAL BUT BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED COUNTING, THE RANCH ON THE SANDWICH HAS GONE BAD AND NOW IT'S KINDA SMELLY. SO I YELL AT CHRIS, "HEY MAN WHY IS THE SANDWICH ALL STINKY?" HE GGOES, " IT"S RANCH IT'S SUPPOSED TO STAY COLD, CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER?" I SAY " SURE." (Repeat scenario until bored)Overall, 5/5“