Granny Joe's Ice Creamatorium

They have probably one of the best perch sandwiches and dinners ice cream delicious I love this little restaurant

Great food and service. I'll be back when I'm in the area.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Ice-cream was freezer burnt and the staff made us feel like we were a burden for coming in.

The ice cream was good and generous. The help was dour and unfriendly. The indoor tables needed cleaning and, even with few customers to keep them occupied, the staff didn’t seem too interested in wiping the tables or cleaning the floor

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 1

So many flavor choices! Great food, service, and atmosphere.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Just the cutest ice cream place!! Small town feel, will be back!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Food great (try the cod stew with corned beef chunks) but the employees here went above and beyond to help me out of a really embarrassing situation.

As I was sitting down, my pants completely exploded along the seams (my wife did tell me they were too small) and my god-given big booty was flopping around like like two slugs covered in salt.

A couple of young folks with boomboxes and neon hats next to me started to laugh and said “MOON CRATER MOON CRATER” as they were pointing at me. One of the kids jumped up and yelled “I’m Neil Armstrong!” And slid a toothpick into my crack.

An employee ran out from the kitchen and took off his own pants and gave them to me. He didn’t ask for payment or anything, just walked back to the kitchen holding two plates strategically over his front parts and back parts while the entire restaurant clapped. I believe he may have been the head chef or a silent partner as I didn’t see any pictures of him on the wall.

I quickly left as I was a bit embarrassed, but I did wait around the corner and proceeded to show those kids what this moon crater can still do when they came out! ?

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Change the crematorium name, it's creepy......

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Had 17 in our family group, excellent service, great waitress, all food was great, excellent perch, never heard complaints, will definitely go again

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Perch Sandwich

Ordered perch dinner. Perch was fine. Came with fries which were drenched in salt and grease. I told server, she merely shrugged and said "oh well.'.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

We came up to Vermillion to go to a certain store and decided to have lunch here. Best choice ever!!! I got the perch sandwich, my husband got chicken. Highly recommend the potato pancake. We will definitely come back, and if you haven't tried it,
Please take my advice and go here. You will not be disappointed!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Perch Sandwich

Super nice. Quaint and small business. We love it

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Cookie Monster

Great selection of hard dipped ice cream! So yummy!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Cute clean and creamy goodness

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Super nice. Quaint and small business. We love it

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Cookie Monster