Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC
$ • Coffee Shops, Juice Bars & Smoothies
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8891 N US Hwy 259, Hochatown
(580) 494-3150
About Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC
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Yowie Burger Basket
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Hours
Monday | 10AM - 6PM |
Tuesday | 10AM - 6PM |
Wednesday | 10AM - 6PM |
Thursday | 10AM - 6PM |
Friday | 10AM - 6PM |
Saturday | 10AM - 6PM |
Sunday | 10AM - 6PM |
Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC offers delicious "Ol'Hairy" burgers, including options with bacon, brie cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes, along with fresh-cooked fries and onion rings. Despite a minor misunderstanding about wait times, the quick service impressed customers. The place is also known for its interesting Bigfoot items, wooden carvings like Leroy the sasquatch statue, quirky souvenirs, and candy selection, although some bins were low or empty. Guests love snapping selfies with Leroy and enjoy indulgent treats like fudge chocolate-covered strawberries. With friendly staff, board games for cabins, and a mix of food, desserts, and drinks, it’s a must-see stop for a unique dining experience. Highly recommended for quality food and a fun visit.