No Fun Bar
1709 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland
(503) 236-8067
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No Fun isn’t just a bar—it’s a bunker glowing in neon, alive with the hum of amps and the crackle of posters that feel like artifacts. You don’t stumble into it; you cross a threshold. The air carries sweat, whiskey, and the promise of something loud enough to shake loose the week. Bands hit the stage like it owes them rent, and the crowd pushes forward, not for chaos but for communion. If Portland is curated calm, No Fun is the release valve—proof that music still has...
Bar is almost always busy, and usually has a show playing. The drinks are strong but good, though I cannot recommend the sandwich shop next door. Shows are always fun, if youre in the alt or punk scene I hope you go check them out!
They are a staple of the Portland music scene but shows are often a little too loud for my tastes & pushing feedback on the PA. Be sure to bring hearing protection to have the best experience
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