Pizza Jerk - SE

Best pizza I've had in Portland but the employees are always jerks haha. Guess they warn you in the name of the place, but yeah they always seem genuinely annoyed by me just... politely placing an order.Personally the employees could flip me off every time I'm in and it wouldn't stop be from eating there. The pizza is just that damn good. Obviously ymmv based on how much you care about the customer "experience," of which there is only a mild feeling that you're a nuisance to the...read full review

This place is not open for dine-in, but there are 2 tables right outside for seating. There are lots of kinds of full pizzas, but right now there are only 2 types of slices: Pepperoni and Cheese. Despite what it looks like, there are bathrooms open in the back, just ask an employee. The pizza itself was ok. I got a slice of cheese and it had a very thin crust with not much tomato sauce and therefore fairly dry cheese, which I didn't enjoy too much. It was a good option in a rush...read full review

Stopped by there for a quick late lunch slice. If you want a slice, you have to go next door to creepers bar. The bar is really neat and has old dolls and other antiques on the walls. Kinda creepy yet artsy and different. Got a slice of the supreme pie. It was quite good. And the slices are huge. I recommend just getting a slice and don't opt for a whole pizza. The slices are huge...especially if only 1-2 people will be eating pizza, just get individual slices and avoid the prices...read full review