Mexican Restaurants near Souderton

Restaurantji's Souderton guide: Where to find the ultimate Mexican flavors.

El Cactus Mexican • $
710 PA-113, Souderton

Customers` Favorites

Burrito El Cactus Chicken
Chips and Salsa
Pice De Gallo
Chile Relleno
Quesadillas
Carne Asada
Chimichanga
Enchilada
Guacamole
Fajita

“Love the food and atmosphere it’s one of our family favorites! In 20 years NEVER had a bad meal!“

4.3 Superb26 Reviews
La Herradura Bistro Family Restaurant Bistros • $
38 W Broad St, Souderton

Customers` Favorites

Platano Frito - Fried Plantains
Tostones and Yucca Chips
Nachos Grande Spicy
Enchiladas Verdes
Beef Chimichanga
Street Tacos
Carne Asada
3 Pupusas

“Had lunch at La Herradura Bistro and it was soooo good!! Authentic meals with fresh ingredients. Friendly waitress and good service. I highly recommended you try some selections from their menu. I promise you will not be disappointed!!“

4.5 Superb22 Reviews
Chipotle Mexican Grill Mexican • $
715A PA-113 A, Souderton

Customers` Favorites

Large Chips & Large Queso Blanco
Side of Queso Blanco
Chicken Burrito Bowl
Chips & Guacamole
High Protein Bowl
Chicken Burrito
Steak Burrito
Salad

“So my food was great, the store was very clean, and I had the coolest experience while i was eating. a gentleman I can only assume was a/the manager was interviewing a young lady, and was so excited to offer her a position that he was dancing as he walked away from the interview, telling another person here that they hired another 4-11..... and quite honestly, it made my day. I'm gonna go get more food myself!!!“

2.4 Poor68 Reviews
Los Sarapes Horsham Mexican Cuisine Margarita and Tequila Bar Mexican • $$
1101 Horsham Rd, Ambler - 10.3 miles

Customers` Favorites

Mango Pineapple and Jalapeno Shrimp with Rice
Chilaquiles Verdes & Carne Asada
Tacos de Pescado Fish Tacos
Grilled Steak and Avocado
Chicken and Steak Fajitas
Dinner Enchiladas Del Mar
Churro in Chocolate Sauce
Dinner Tacos de Pescado
Dinner Chihuahua Nachos
Margarita Los Sarapes

“Delicious elevated dining. Seafood tacos and grilled octopus are great.“

4.8 Superb549 Reviews
Los Sarapes Chalfont Mexican • $$
17 Moyer Rd, Chalfont - 6.81 miles

Customers` Favorites

The Los Sarapes Salad
Cocktail De Ceviche
Seafood Enchiladas
Fajita Los Sarapes
Breakfast Burrito
Ensalada Sarapes
Guacamole Fresco
Chicken Fajitas
Fajitas Sarapes
Guacamole Real

“We love Los Sarapes Chalfont! The food is always amazing, no matter what we order. The Chile Relleno is like no other! My husband loves the Carne Reggia. The staff is always so friendly. Maegan was our server and she was excellent, even with the Friday happy hour crowd. She was very informative. Thank you Mauricio for running a top rate establishment for so many years!“

4.7 Superb211 Reviews
Margaritas Mexican Restaurant Mexican • $$
1650 Sumneytown Pike, Lansdale - 4.79 miles

Customers` Favorites

Original Fish Tacos 3
Loaded Skillet Nachos
Mahi Mahi Fish Tacos
Chips Guac and Salsa
Vegetarian Enchiladas
Chicken Chimichanga
Mexican Street Corn
Delicious Uncle Tio
Mexican Cobb Salad
Vegetarian Burrito

“Our first time there today, just moved into the area! Found our Mexican place!! Jessica was our server FANTASTIC!!! We will be back many times!!!“

4.6 Superb330 Reviews
El Gordo Bros Mexican Food Mexican • $
310 E Main St, Collegeville - 10.97 miles

Customers` Favorites

Street Tacos Al Pastor Carnitas \u0026 Pollo
Street Tacos Al Pastor Carnitas & Pollo
Al Pastor Street Tacos
King Tacos Al Pastor
Queso Birria Plate
Carne Asada Plato
Salsa and Chips
1 Street Tacos
King Burrito
Pork Tamale

“Stopped in for quick lunch. Got one taco and am sad it’s gone. I should have ordered three at least. The taco shell was simply amazing and fresh. I’m goin for the taco salad tomorrow!!!!“

4.9 Superb80 Reviews
El Limon Lansdale Mexican • $
314 Madison St, Lansdale - 5.1 miles

Customers` Favorites

Tinga Enchiladas with Rice and Refried Beans
Chips Salsa and Guacamole
Asada Steak Burrito
Chicken Enchiladas
Tacos Michoacanos
Tacos and Fajitas
Chips and Salsa
Barbacoa Tacos
Veggie Burrito
Shrimp Burrito

“WOW WOW WOW!!! This place is AMAZING! Wanted to try a new local restaurant and I feel like I hit the jackpot with El Limon. There was plenty of food and it was soooo DELICIOUS!!! The grilled chicken burrito was so amazing and the churros were like a sleigh ride on my tongue!! I just found a new go to Mexican Restaurant. Everyone MUST try this place“

4.7 Superb116 Reviews
Mi Mex Cocina Mexican • $
114 Bethlehem Pike, Colmar - 4.71 miles

Customers` Favorites

Steak Fajitas Mar Y Tiera Fresh Guacamole and a Veggie Burrito
Fajitas de Res Muy Sabrosas Y Suave
Milanesa de Pollo Sandwich
Taquitos Dorados de Pollo
Tortillas for the Fajitas
Milanesa de Pollo Torta
Chips and Pico De Gallo
Carne Asada Steak Tacos
Al Pastor Seasoned Pork
Camarones Ala Mexicana

“Best Mexican food..period...inside decor is welcoming as is the staff. We had the following and enjoyed it all. Tortilla soup loaded with chicken with a savory broth, complimentary chips and salsa, Beef taco salad with a nice microgreen selection loaded with beef, beef and chicken fajitas( they put cheese in the taco shells..whaaaat!!)...I wish I would have taken pics but forgot.“

4.8 Superb82 Reviews
Latin Pot Mexican • $
161 N Main St, Dublin - 7.64 miles

Customers` Favorites

Rice and Beans
Chile Relleno
Empanadas

“The food is delicious! Very fresh and flavorful. The owner, Mechelle made a special grilled fish filet and vegetable dish for me. So, so good! Can’t wait to go back for the tacos and the ceviche. Oh, and did I tell you how good the guacamole is? It is really good!“

4.8 Superb78 Reviews
Avocado Mexican Taqueria Mexican • $
3815 Ridge Pike, Collegeville - 11.02 miles

Customers` Favorites

Taco Al Pastor Marinated Pork
Chicken Tamales and Burrito
Papa Loka Asada Steak
Chicken Enchiladas
Chicken Quesadilla
Nacho Ice Cream
Fajita Camaron
Tacos de Birria
Nachos Fiesta
Burrito Bowl

“Best authentic Mexican food that I've had in long time. Our family has had take out few times now. Staff is polite and welcoming. Food is large portions. delicious and well priced. Definitely gained repeat customer. Wish you all many years of success.“

4.7 Superb80 Reviews
Las Frida's Mexican Kitchen Mexican • $
914 Limekiln Pike, Maple Glen - 11.73 miles

Customers` Favorites

Burrito Bowls with Corn Tortillas
Refried Beans and Cheese Burrito
Choripollo Chimichanga
Beef Texas Enchiladas
Frida’S Quesadilla
Huarache Flat Bread
Birria Quesadilla
Chips and Salsa
Tortilla Chips
Chile Rellenos

“Excellence authentic Mexican food. Highly recommend Fridas“

4.6 Superb117 Reviews
Frida's Mexican Taqueria Mexican • $
133 N Main St, Telford - 1.01 miles

Customers` Favorites

Asada Taco Al Pastor Taco and Chorizo Taco
Chicken Tacos Al Pastor
Cheese Quesadillas
Mix Burrito Ahogado
Mozzarella Sticks
Chicken Burrito
Chicken Flautas
Beef Empanadas
Birria De Res
Burrito Loco

“Little disappointed in our delivery order. Arrived cold, no tortillas with the fajitas, no birra dip with the tacos. Taste was good for what we order. Will possibly give another try.“

4.5 Superb113 Reviews
Tijuana Tacos Mexican • $
230 PA-313, Perkasie - 7.4 miles

Customers` Favorites

Tacos De Asada Nopalito Con Salsa De Molondrones
Burrito Pollo Asado Grilled Chicken
Burrito Al Pastor Marinated Pork
Carne Asada Grilled Beef
Carnitas Roasted Pork
Carne Asada Fajitas
Carne Asada Plate
Crema Sour Cream
Rice & Beans
Chimichanga

“My husband and I went Sunday for dinner and it was really good. Last couple Mexican places I tried I wasn’t impressed with but I will be back to this one!“

4.7 Superb45 Reviews
Gran Rodeo Mexican Bar & Grill Mexican • $
550 Dekalb Pike, North Wales - 7.02 miles

Customers` Favorites

Sizzling Fajitas with Steak and Chicken Combo
Street Tacos and Refried Beans
Street Tacos De Carne Asada
Small Chips and Salsas
Rodeo Trashcan Nachos
Mixed Fajitas for Two
Enchiladas Supremas
Happy Hour Nachos
Margarita Flight
Small Guacamole

“Awesome food and Margaritas!”And the staff was awesome and gave me a free fried ice cream and sang me “Happy Birthday in Spanish!”“

4.4 Superb165 Reviews
Los Cabritos Mexican Restaurant (Skippack) Mexican • $
4049 Skippack Pike, Schwenksville - 7.24 miles

Customers` Favorites

Shrimp Cocktail Served with Saltine Crackers
Sopes Tortilla-Like Masa Cake Lightly
Chicken Grilled or Pulled
Large Side of Rice
Tacos Carne Azada
2 Eggs with Ham
Mole Poblano

“Great food and service, highly recommended!“

4.6 Superb50 Reviews
Toro Guacamole Authentic Mexican Restaurant Mexican • $
Recommended
459 W Butler Ave, Chalfont - 6.04 miles

Customers` Favorites

Tacos De Carne Asada
Toro Guacamole
Rice & Beans
Salsa Verde
Spicy Pork
Al Pastor
Enchiladas
Fajitas
Chips
Steak

“Service was great, food was delicious. We will be back!“

4.5 Superb73 Reviews
Fiesta Habanero Mexican • $
500 W Broad St, Quakertown - 8.99 miles

Customers` Favorites

Marinated Pork Street Taco
Tacos Mexican Style
Chicken Enchiladas
Beef Tongue Tacos
Chicken Gorditas
Beef Empanadas
Chimichangas
Birria Tacos
Street Corn
Carne Asada

“Quick service with fantastic food, with very friendly staff. I would love to eat here again!“

4.6 Superb39 Reviews
Taqueria Tlaxcali: Traditional Mexican Cuisine Mexican • $
139 N Main St, Dublin - 7.62 miles

Customers` Favorites

Chicken Quesadilla
Chips and Salsa
2 Steak Tacos
Beef Tacos

“Always delicious! Fast and the staff is so friendly and delivers food to the table. Our absolute favorite place to get tacos!!“

4.7 Superb26 Reviews
San Antonio Mexican Restaurant Mexican • $
1250 Bethlehem Pike, Hatfield - 3.57 miles

Customers` Favorites

Lengua Tostada
Chile Relleno
Fried Tilapia
Chips & Salsa
Churro Bowl
Chilaquiles
Wet Burrito
Chimichanga
Red Sauce
Chalupas

“The food is amazing!!!! Highly recommend!“

4.9 Superb17 Reviews
Tortugas Mexican Eatery Mexican • $
305 2nd Ave, Collegeville - 11.35 miles

Customers` Favorites

Taco Burrito and Enchilada
Chile Relleno w Green Sauce
Tortilla Chips and Salsa
Creamy Chipotle Chicken
Chocolate Decadence
California Burrito
Tres Leches Cake
Fresh Guacamole
Fried Ice Cream
Rice and Beans

“If you want a authetic Mexican restaurant that consistently delivers exceptional food and service, then stop by and see David ( Owner) and his staff at Tortugas Mexican Eatery in Collegeville! The standout dish for me is their creamy chipotle chicken. The rich, smoky sauce has just the right amount of spice, perfectly complementing the tender, juicy chicken. It's a dish that I find myself craving again and again. Their crunchy ground beef tacos, flour chicken tortilla, and their chicken burrito, are favorites of mine as well! The refried beans and rice served here are the perfect accompaniment to any dish! Beyond the food, the service at this restaurant is top-notch. The staff is friendly, attentive, and genuinely passionate about the food they serve. They go out of their way to ensure that every dining experience is memorable, making it a place I love to return to time and time again! Overall, this restaurant offers an authentic taste of Mexican cuisine with dishes that are consistently delicious and service that makes you feel right at home. It’s a place I highly recommend to anyone looking for a true Mexican dining experience!“

4.4 Superb49 Reviews
El Cacique Mexican • $
175 Penn Ave, Telford - 0.88 miles

Customers` Favorites

Burrito De Carnitas Pork Burrito
Steak with Onion
Torta Cubana
Jarrito
Pupusas

“The place is mixed up with little store inside, I think you can even send money at this place.
The front lady that works as cashier and waitress was friendly.
I ordered desayuno típico, came with steak and lots of plantain. The steak taste was good but was dried.. I can’t even finish them also the plantain not soft neither sweet. It’s more like in between green and yellow plantain. And they really generous for the plantains portions but it was not sweet plantain or green plantains (tostones) I wasn’t be able to enjoy it. I really enjoy their homemade tortillas tho.
My husband had chicken fajitas and he really likes it.
For to go i ordered bandeja paisa, baleadas, beef soup, chicken flautas and 6 orders their homemade tortillas.
All of them that to go food was good, the only thing my son said (he had flautas plenty times from different Latino restaurants) the chicken flautas was ok but he really really like the baleadas a lot.
Overall I’m glad that we stopped by at this place and most likely we’ll be back for more of their dishes.“

4.4 Superb24 Reviews
Las Fridas Mexican Kitchen Lansdale Mexican • $
850 S Valley Forge Rd, Lansdale - 5.05 miles

Customers` Favorites

Chipotle Carnitas Burrito
Fridas Taco Supreme
Tres Leches Cake
Quesadilla Tacos
Chips and Salsa
Tortilla Chips
Chips and Pico
Shrimp Ceviche
Birria Tacos
Jose's Torta

“I might be semi obsessed with this place.. everything has been delicious!“

4.3 Superb48 Reviews
Boca Del Mar Mexican • $$
411 Doylestown Rd Ste J2, Montgomeryville - 6.2 miles

Customers` Favorites

Bolsa De Mariscos Seafood Boil
Molcajete Fabuloso
Ceviche De Camaron
Fish Ceviche Side
Shrimp Empanadas
Breakfast Burrito
Chips and Salsa
Camarones Dinner
Chicken Fajitas
Shrimp Tacos

“Súper recomendado,los mariscos más frescos que eh probado estando aquí,la atención muy amigable👏🏽👏🏽“

4.2 Good152 Reviews
Three Brothers Grill Mexican • $
611 Gravel Pike, Collegeville - 9.02 miles

Customers` Favorites

Steak Tacos and Beans and Rice
Chicken Chimichanga
California Burrito
Chips and Salsa
Tacos Al Pastor
Tres Leche Cake
Rice and Beans
Regular Nachos
Super Burrito
Street Tacos

“Never disappointed always a great experience!!!!!“

4.2 Good86 Reviews
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El Vago

El Vago Mexican • $$
4000 W Skippack Pike, Schwenksville - 7.25 miles

Customers` Favorites

Chicken Tinga Burrito
Tradicional Guacamole
Strawberry Margherita
Ribeye Steak Fajitas
Rib-Eye Steak Tacos
Chicken Enchiladas
Rib Eye Steak Tacos
Pink Mole Sauce
Tacos Al Pastor
Ribeye Fajitas

“Beautiful experience!! Absolutely lovely atmosphere both inside and outside. We felt like we were in a tavern at Universal. The service was great- very friendly server! They were serving free strawberry margaritas! We loved our food. Will definitely come again.“

4.2 Good59 Reviews
Los Gemelos Family Restaurant Mexican • $
301 W Reliance Rd #2040, Telford - 0.56 miles

Customers` Favorites

Huge Beff Burrito
Avocado Guacamole
Chips with Queso
Chips and Salsa
Nachos Supreme
Chimichangas
Tacos Alambre
Carne Asada
Fish Tacos
Quesadilla

“It tastes good 👍🏻 I like it 🫔🌮🌯🥙🥗🍔🥪🍟🍗🥘🧆🍳🍨🧀🥄“

4.2 Good33 Reviews
Tijuana Tacos Mexican • $
95 S West End Blvd, Quakertown - 9.05 miles

Customers` Favorites

Carne Asada Grilled Beef Platter
Chips and Salsa with Horchata
Chiles Rellenos Platter
Marinated Pork Tacos
Carne Asada Platter
Chips with Beans
Rice and Beans
Birria Tacos 3
Pico De Gallo
Three Tacos

“Just had an amazing authentic Mexican Lunch at Tijuana Tacos on 309 in Quakertown. I had the chicken flautas, my husband had their Birria Tacos. The consomme was on point!!! Both were exceptionally well prepared. They give free fresh tortilla chips with beans and queso fresco crumbles right as you sit down. They offer a really nice menu selection and the service was quick and personable! 5 stars!“

4.1 Good50 Reviews
El Limon Chalfont Mexican • $
205 E Butler Ave, Chalfont - 6.77 miles

Customers` Favorites

Chimichanga Fried Burrito
Bucket of Pico De Gallo
Churros with Ice Cream
Chips w Cheese Sauce
Burritos Roja Sauce
Chicken Quesadillas
Chipotle Dressing
Tres Leches Cake
Chips Salsa And
Grilled Chicken

“Delicious, fresh meals served by very friendly staff. A pleasure to enjoy good Mexican food with BYOB. We will be back!“

4.1 Good56 Reviews
El Rinconcito Latino Mexican • $
111 Walnut St, Lansdale - 5.24 miles

Customers` Favorites

Torta Cubana Cuban Forta Is Prepared W
Ensalada de Pollo A la Plancha
Quesadilla Supreme de Camarón
Chuleta Con Arroz Y Frijoles
Quesadilla de Queso Y Pollo
Burrito de Pollo Y Chorizo
Burrito Fajitas Mixtas
Burrito Chipotle Sauce
Chicken Burrito Bowl
Street Tacos

“RECOMMENDATION - We will be back.
(6:30pm)
(4 adults and infant in car seat)

We walked in and were the only ones there. After we arrived about 8 Latinos came in and filled the place up. A good sign.

VALUE - $64.50 - 5/5
- carnitas chimichanga - 4/5
- al pastor burrito - 5/5
- street tacos - chicken and al pastor - Al pastor tacos 5/5, chicken 3.5/5 average
- pollo frito - 4,5 - larger portion than expected. Chicken and beans were good. Tortillas were good. Would order again

PORTION SIZE- 5/5
Street style tacos, meals met or exceeded expectations.

SERVICE- 3.5/5
There was a hand written note on the door saying they needed help. It was obvious they did. Only one server. Seemed like they only had one person in the back as well.
We had to wait a bit for our good, prob 20 min.

ATMOSPHERE - 3.5/5
Typical one room multiple table shop. Nothing special. But friendly.“

4 Good23 Reviews
El Limón Skippack Mexican • $
4101 Skippack Pike, Schwenksville - 7.17 miles

Customers` Favorites

Al Pastor Burrito with Mole Sauce
Compliment Margherita
Steak Burrito Bowl
Nachos Con Carnitas
Shrimp Enchiladas
Tacos Al Pastor
Chips and Salsa
Shrimp Tacos
Beef Nachos
Quesabirria

“I would give them five stars because the food is top notch, but the prices keep going up and up and it's getting ridiculous. I remember when a taco from El Limon was $2. They're now double that. $4 for ONE teeny, tiny taco. Two of us used to be able to eat at El Limon for about $25-$30...now it's $20 a person. Super disappointing. This was our go to place, not anymore.“

3.9 Good32 Reviews
Three Brothers Mexican Gril Mexican • $
488 Main St, Harleysville - 3.97 miles

Customers` Favorites

1 Chile Relleno 1 Tamal and 1 Taco Combo Plate
Enchilada 1 Chile Relleno & 1 Taco
Mexican Sandwich with Chicken
Super Veggie Taco
Chicken Quesidilla
Chips and Salsa
Shrimp Cocktail
Guacamole
Steak Taco
Carnitas

“the food was delicious, reasonably priced and big portions. will visit again.“

3.8 Good69 Reviews
Tu Casa Mexican Restaurant And Pizza Mexican • $
235 W Butler Ave, Chalfont - 6.19 miles

Customers` Favorites

Churrasco de Tortilla de Harina
Pollo A la Plancha Fajita
Steak Tacos Going to Work
Cheese Quesadilla
Fajita Chicken
Chimichanga
Empanadas
Al Pastor
Steak

“My whole family LOVES LOVES LOVES Tu Casa! We tried the new mex restaurant down the street and there is no comparison! Kids love Chimichangas, I love Tes Mixes Enchiladas, and the new fav for husband is birros dishes. Their appys are great too and chicken tortilla soup is awesome! We mostly do takeout, and orders are always right!“

3.7 Good52 Reviews
Bubbakoo's Burritos Burrito • $
252 N West End Blvd, Quakertown - 9.52 miles

Customers` Favorites

Chipotle Crema Burrito Crema Get the Money
Fried Oreos w Raspberry Drizzle
Jerk Chicken Quesadilla
Buffalo Cauliflower
Boardwalk Cookies
Nachos the Works
Tacos with Chips
Nashville Fries
Chips and Queso
Mango Habanero

“Ordered online pickup was quick food was ready. Our meals were very good only thing I would have liked the love chips even more if they had more powdered sugar and if the raspberry sauce was in a container so I could use more per chip. Or just add more raspberry sauce onto the chips. They barely had any. Reminded me of funnel cake and I love that.“

4.5 Superb80 Reviews
Pancheros Mexican Grill - Spring House Mexican • $
1105 N Bethlehem Pike Suite F, Spring House - 9.91 miles

Customers` Favorites

Quesadilla with Chips and Guacamole
Large Pico de Gallo Salsa
Burrito and Salad Bowl
2 Chicken Tacos
Chicken Burrito
Bottled Water
Burrito Bowl
Steak
Queso

“Build your own fresh pressed burrito 🌯“

3.1 Average59 Reviews
Rio Dulce Mexican Restaurant & Bakery Bakery • $
713 W Main St, Lansdale - 4.83 miles

Customers` Favorites

Tres Leches Cake Birthday Cake
Bistec Encavollado Platillo
Caldo De Res Beef Soup
Steak a La Mexicana
Pollo Enchilladas
Chicken Fajitas
Carnitas
Tostadas
Flan

“When El Tapatio closed I was devastated!!! But they said they were moving there with a family member. While the food isn’t exactly the same, it’s fantastic! We have a new go-to Mexican food establishment! It’s extremely good, fresh, quality meat. We are happy to have them in the neighborhood!“

4 Good62 Reviews
Taco Bell Fast Food • $
931 N Wales Rd, North Wales - 6.49 miles

Customers` Favorites

Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito
Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Black Bean Crunch Wrap
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Chalupa Cravings Box
Black Beans and Rice
Chicken Quesadilla
Black Beans & Rice
Nachos Bellgrande

“August 2024 - Still the best Taco Bell around, amazing customer service, everything was perfect, and they were very helpful. They even came around while we were eating and asked everyone if everything was good

May 2022 - Another great experience, great customer service and friendly staff, easily my favorite taco bell

January 2022 - Understaffed, but still doing amazingly, everything I ordered was perfect despite the pressure“

3.8 Good66 Reviews
Tex Mex Connection Tex-Mex • $$
201 E Walnut St, North Wales - 7.36 miles

Customers` Favorites

Extra Chips and Salsa
Angels on Horseback
Large Guacamole
Chile Rellenos
Chicken Tacos
Crab Burritos
Spring Rolls
Shrimp Tacos
Steak Tacos
Margherita

“Ironically for a place you wouldn’t expect is probably the best burger I have had out at a restaurant in a long time. Cooked to perfection“

3.9 Good224 Reviews
Taco Bell Fast Food • $
1070 S West End Blvd, Quakertown - 7.43 miles

Customers` Favorites

Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Taco and Cheesy Potatoes
Grilled Cheese Burrito
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Ground Beef Burrito
Crunchwrap Supreme
Cinnamon Twists
Nacho Platter
Quesadilla

“Went here so my old bag could get a 12 pack of soft tacos for the kiddos for dinner. Every one of those things looked like they were stepped on with a boot. I think my phone was twice as thick as these things. They gotta lotta Taco Balls calling these things tacos. I've gotten more meat in an 8 day old "Beefy Jalapeno Cheese Taquito" off the greezy rollers at Sev. Mr. Bell needs to seriously up the size of those Patented Brick Pointing Beef Trowels™ y'all be usin' to consistently distribute that horsemeat slurry so evenly into those rice paper tortillas with such pinpoint accuracy and robotic lightning quick efficiency. I ate like 11 on the drive home. Those things are Mexican crack pipes. But for real though... Throw some meat on them danged things. And put the sauces back out on the counters by the drink machine. I put at least 5 or 6 packs on each one. Gotta fill up on the condiments out this Bell. I don't care where the meat comes from. I don't care what animal it comes from. (It is an animal, right?) I just need a little more. Daddy needs his medicine. Also, we ordered two large Electric Zapped Slushie things they got, even though they seemed egregiously overpriced, and the things come out in skinny a$$ 14 oz. cups with a three finger gap of empty real estate up top. That's the large? I'm sorry. I thought this was America. I like my slush based beverages like I like my trim...bustin' out & drippin'. Get that old a$$ Chihuahua to fetch y'all some damn dome lids, too. It's 2023, folks. I still love you. But I don't know if I'm "IN LOVE" with you anymore. Who daphunq am I kidding? See y'all tomorrow. It does come from an animal, right? Right? Four legs or two? Gimme a hint. Is the animal endangered, or almost extinct? I'm not gonna stop eating it.

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3.2 Average47 Reviews

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