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“The service was grewt, the food was good, and the atmosphere was quite nice. The only issue I had was that the food came mislabelled (everything was there, just with the wrong label), be sure to check the burger before you take a bite to avoid any mix ups.“
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“Sometimes the red shoes demon grasps your entrails by the stomach and demands a sacrifice. That sacrifice is invariably your health.
I found myself drawn to the McAlter myself just recently and while my heart was clogged with nostalgia at the smells of hot fries and what looks like sizzling beef, my wallet experienced no such relief.
Interestingly, the food was less greasy than I remember from my childhood. Everything arrived hot and fresh with minimal delay. The few veggies trimming my sandwich seemed crisp and fresh. The waxy American cheese imparted it's mild flavor and generally all was a I remembered. My craving satisfied, the demon relinquished his grasp upon me and remanded his fuzzy red hair and shiny yellow onesie to the ether from which he sprang.
I was impressed by the cold hard efficiency of the kiosk that has replaced the front desk. No longer are the employees distracted by unnecessary interaction with customers. Instead, they can put their heads down and really focus on frying frozen pies and slinging salt at steaming piles of fries as of trying to cast out their own demons.
While I can't in good conscience recommend the place in the framing of any health conscious rhetoric, I also can't say that I won't go back. Perhaps it is a curse, or the allure of a grim purple smile cast from the shadows behind the bench seating, but something always brings me back...“
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“Consistent great burgers great meat.“
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“it is my new favorite burger place.. luv it“
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“What an Experience! Dropped in for a hamburger plate on my way back to Hilo And. The kitchen BoyZ were kicking their Music So loud that two couples got up and left soon after their meals were served. F#@^ F÷@_ B÷& Ni$$$ The Disturbing noise wasn't good enough for Dez Boyz in da Kitchen. They had to crank up the Disgusting music so loud the customers could hardly order out front. I ordered my food to sit down and they gave it to me in a to go bag. Guessing that was a Hint. My soda cup came with a coffee cup lid so I guess I don't need no straw for dat one. No napkins in the bag and none at the counter but when I asked for a napkin, the waitress literalgave me over a dozen napkins. What's the point in all that? The burger patty slipped Off the bun and the lettuce and tomatoes went flying. The fries were OK. The best part of this place is Leaving....like the other customers ate doing. I attribute the problems in this restaurant to the lack of strong positive male models in this area. No self respecting man raises his boys to act like this. The music is offensive to any civil person. And just like that....I watched a customers dog pee on the floor in the dining room!“
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“Loved the ice cream and guava pie! Staff was very friendly and efficient.“
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“Orchidland Kaleos is fine but the original Pahoa has better atmosphere, more genuine decor and is very charming! One of our favorite places to eat out! Coco crusted fresh catch and bbq ribs are da best!“