“I entered into this establishment under the assumption this was a Chinese restaurant, so I was flabbergasted to see the cowboy chilis plastered all over the wall. What kind of Mex-Asian abomination is this? I thought to myself. The food you ask? The Jello was Jelloingly tasty. The water was exquisite. The waitress was on top of the refills. My cup runneth over, so to speak. 4.9 out of 6 stars, would return.
“I entered into this establishment under the assumption this was a Chinese restaurant, so I was flabbergasted to see the cowboy chilis plastered all over the wall. What kind of Mex-Asian abomination is this? I thought to myself. The food you ask? The Jello was Jelloingly tasty. The water was exquisite. The waitress was on top of the refills. My cup runneth over, so to speak. 4.9 out of 6 stars, would return.
A healthy dash of my love,
F. Connoisseur“