“I’m not one to usually give a review unless the place stands out. However, we’ve been to this location 3 times in the last month; each time the food was delicious, hot, and fresh, a stark contrast from your average BK. The staff is friendly as well! Highly recommend this BK location“
“Listen I’m not here to convince you to eat at Burger King (or, as I call it, Super Trash). But if you’re already predisposed to enjoying that sort of thing - I want you to know that whoever is in the back microwaving the burgers here is a total pro.
Not like that one in La Plata - I have it on good authority that they’re selling ghost-meat government-cheese sandwiches. They don’t even have a real building! They’re located inside of a house!
Or that one I used to go to in Laval, Quebec where each burger was assembled with the bewilderment of a medieval painter trying to draw an exotic animal that he’s only heard about from like a sailor. I’ll attach a reference picture to this review to further make light of the situation. (Seriously, pickles UNDER the cheese? That’s how haymakers get thrown at barbecues)
Not in Waldorf though. I have the utmost confidence that this place is at least familiar with the concept of a cheeseburger. And that’s really all you deserve for eating at a toxic dispensary.“