“I ordered ahead. I was offered a beverage while I was waiting for my order for 4 people.
Everyone was pleasant. We came in today because of the BOGO promotion so all four of us could afford to eat there today. Anxiously awaiting your next BOGO promotion! Thanks for the free burgers!“
“I am an artist. This burger is my brush. My (previously) white shirt is my canvas. Don't you dare judge me, this is a burger that demands a hair tie, dark corner and some privacy. Today five guys was buy one get one free due to their 40th birthday and I indeed partook. I regret nothing.“