“I have been going to Chipotle for 12 years and counting, and I have never been to a more rancid or vile place in my life. The horrid stench of doodoo was seeping through the bathroom doors and into my food. Not only that but after smelling the doodoo I too had to go doodoo. So I began to walk into the fog of doodoo and proceeded fall and hurt my ankle. I was scared for my life and thought I was going to be stuck in the doodoo fog. Luckily I made it out of the forest of doodoo alive. The food was great.“
“Chipotle Mexican Grill offers an extraordinary dining experience with their scrumptious and authentic Mexican flavors. From the moment you step in, you'll be greeted by a friendly staff ready to guide you through their menu. The freshness of their high-quality ingredients shines through in every bite, and the portion sizes are generous. Whether you're a vegetarian, vegan, or a meat lover, Chipotle's customizable options ensure a meal tailored to your preferences. Their commitment to using locally sourced ingredients and their dedication to portion sizes make Chipotle a must-visit for those seeking a fresh and satisfying dining experience.“