“There’s a guy here named Donovan, who is the type of guy that when you go out for dinner with your family you hope there’s a guy like him on the other side taking care of you. Dude always has a great attitude and does the little things that no one notices, probably his manager doesn’t even notice so I thought I’d say something.“
“I was getting jumped outside the Panda Express on south loop when suddenly two workers, Laila and Avery, jumped to my rescue with Avery taking a bullet in the process. Frankly speaking, I was in awe of not just the might, but the sheer bravery of these two warriors. My curiosity got the better of me and I just had to ask why they would go so far for little old me. Their response? “Someone’s gotta hold it down in Denton” - Avery (9/26/2026). I couldn’t believe my ears, it was true heroism at work. Laila herself would go on to tell me that at Panda Express they are “trained in the ancient Shaolin art of putting ‘Belt to Ass’ by [their] superiors.”
These women, nay, these heroes, are what every child should aspire to be. Thank you South loop, not only is my belly full but my spirits are learning to fight for my tomorrow.“