Chipotle Mexican Grill in Salt Lake City

“Ok imma keep it a buck with yall the burritos here are gas, I have one sitting in front of me as I speak and there’s a legitimate chance that this one turns out to be a top 5 chipotle ever (this would be an enormous honor - been eating chipotle for years). Anyways, the door game at this location is just absolute booty cheeks. The one on the right is always locked for some reason? Not hyperbole, literally 100% of the time. Why in the world, I cannot think of a good reason. So now we resort to the one on the left. Not an issue outrightly, but the hydraulic is clearly b grade and or LACKING. Not a smooth operator at all. Opens slowly, closes fast, I’m not gonna call it a disaster but let’s be honest it kind of is. It’s been this way for as long as I can remember. Not gonna ding the location on stars bc I am not a hater, just a very detail oriented fella. Really felt called to let the world know about about sugar house chipotle’s #DoorLore. Door game not on fleek. Great burritos though.“

“Ngl this location lowkey reheating Jimmy John nachos. They do NOT play about a mobile order. I live a block away and I swear to God all I gotta do is THINK about placing an order and it’s been ready for 14 minutes. FREAKY FAST.

HOWEVER… it is always something with the fountain drinks 😭 Somebody has got to investigate that machine because it’s always something. The ice isn’t working. The Sprite isn’t working. The Diet Coke either tastes like LTE or melted ice sitting in your cup holder from a really crisp Diet Coke you had 4 days ago.

All tea no shade. Realistically I don’t need my order for another 10 minutes. Y’all can take a deep breath. Maybe you could even use the buffer time to check on the soda machine 😭“